Jersey Shore Season Finale Recap: Ciao, Situation?

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And like that, another season of Jersey Shore is behind us.

With pranks galore, cheating scandals, Mike being KO'd, Deena saying "do sex" a lot and more shots of Snooki's kooka than we care to remember, it's been epic.

The fourth season finale was a bit anticlimactic, however. You can't force insane fights or girl-on-girl maulings, we realize, but not a whole lot went on Thursday.

Most of the episode revolved around Mike whining and claiming he was about to quit the show for good. Did he make good on that? Will he return for Season 5?

As always, we break down all of the top Jersey Shore quotes and moments for you as we the Season 4 finale of the MTV reality smush, THG +/- style!

Jersey Shore Cast Pic in Italy

The season finale opened up with another confrontation about Mike. Ronnie tells The Situation to either apologize for causing drama or GTF outta here. Plus 10.

He even drops the A-bomb (Angelina) on Mike. Ouch! Plus 5.

Sam was totally turned on by that conversation. Lucky for Ron, who got to vent his frustrations against Mike by smushing that so good. Delightful. Plus 3.

Pauly D with the commentary: "Everyone knows it took five minutes for them to get their smush on. No wonder why Sam never smiles." LOL, and Plus 4.

Sammi Giancola and Ronnie Magro really have been so drama free this fall by their standards, which is nice ... but Minus 5 since they broke up this week.

Deena and Snooki get lost on their walk home. We love us some Team Meatball, but let's be real, their combined IQ may not reach triple digits. Minus 6.

"I was getting boob sweat. I was getting kooka sweat. I was getting ass sweat." - Deena. We need to sterilize this website after writing that. Minus 11.

Pauly D and Vinny Snuggle

Pauly D and Vinny are gonna need to get a room in Seaside together, and not just for the usual, roommate reasons. There is gonna be some full-on man snuggling in Season 5 the way this bromance is headed. Plus 7.

"The drunker I get, the uglier the girls get." - Vin. Maybe so, but Pauly is forever. Plus 2.

We're changing our tune. Watching Pauly D goof off at work totally makes the absurd concept of giving these people "jobs" during filming worthwhile. Plus 7.

Sitch told his sis on the phone he's notgoing to Jersey after Italy, which Snooki overheard. Seemed like a pity party ploy from the start. Typical Mike. Minus 8.

The roommates keep their memory alive by hanging a piece of clothing on the laundry line at work. Funny idea, but the second Deena bequeathed her thong, the pizzeria became guilty of myriad health code violations, so Minus 12.

JWoww donated her boob shirt. Plus 4. So little JWoww in this episode/season. Minus 5.

Mike made sure to separate himself as often as possible. Grow up man. Minus 9.

Siiiitch

Deena and Snookis discuss how they would bone Michaelangelo's David. Classy. Minus 3.

Snook also learned "the babies with wings" were "real." Is she for real? Minus 6.

Showing that he can be the bigger person (sort of), Sitch makes amends as the night draws to a close. Then the crew went out one last night and Mike flipped on some kid for reasons unknown. Guy's a bit of a loose cannon. Wash.

"Michael's apologies are always bullsh!t to me. It's the same sh!t, different country." - JWoww. Plus 8 for honesty and her use of the roommates' full names.

Shocker! Mike will in fact rejoin the cast for Jersey Shore Season 5! Prepare to see the sleazy pot-stirring creeper in his usual habitat. "I have no problem being the villain," he says. "Say hello to the bad guy!" So he is acting, then? Minus 8.

Either way, Mike's attention-starved antics definitely took a toll on this season. He's entertaining to a point, but dude. Quit trying to hard. Chill. Relax. Minus 12.

At least this much is real: We already know he'll walk off the set in disgust at some point. An early Plus 30 in anticipation of the drama to come this winter ...

EPISODE TOTAL: -5. SEASON TOTAL: +227.

Jersey Shore is totally ...

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nooooooooooooo i dont want jersey shore to leave

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Better if "Ciao Jersey Shore"! What a scam!!!

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I think this show should end after this season 4. pauly vinny dont want drama so they dont wna share a room with mike. wtf then whats the point of us watching this show with no drama. without mike this show is pointless. the rating will go down i can see it happening. we need to see ron and sam brake up atleast another few times. Pauly and Vinny are very mellow they can leave the show already and bring new people in. Snooki also has no drama in her life now thats also boring. If they wna be all 1 happy family then def i agree this show should end. Jenni is also wasting time in this house cause she is of no use. we need more drama or we all know this show will die.

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I was disapointe in this season. Snooki and Deena were so annoying, jenni and snooki were fighting for the first time, mvp turned into just vp, the whole mike and ron fighting was a waste of my time because mike stupidly ran into the wall. I hope next season will be better and also Deena has changed A LOT!! she used to be funny pretty and cool and now shes a wannabe of snooki and is sooo annoying and shes not as pretty! Whoever thought of going to italy is dumb. Nothing was the same! I really hope some drama and fights come next season and jenni and snooki DONT FIGHT.

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They should make a dating show with vinny and dj pauly. thatd be soooo funny. like the old real chance of love but better

Charity muse

i dont really like deena she just still doesnt fit in the house in my opinion and snookie became a little different with her around but all b/s aside i love my jersey shore bitches!!!!

Maryanne gaeta

i don't get it with sammi and ronnie.....what's up with these 2????? on again, off again, on again, off again.....people are tired of them..... they both should seek help once and for all.....nuf said....... and the skits with vinny and pauly d., i agree are hilarious....both have comedic talent, and together i also feel as if they could have there own spin-off series....the bromance brothers would be a good title....totally hilarious....

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I feel bad for Mike...sort of. I don't feel as if he is being any different from anyone else in the house. All of the roommates gossip and talk, unless their drunk all of time like Snooki and Deena. He appeared to have been going through a lot of changes this season. He probably just needs to relax and chill by himself next season, and try not to depend so much on the roommates' approval. But after seeing Snooki hook up with Deena and Vinnie...I totally believe Mike. Snooki is dirty.

Maryanne gaeta

i did not like the finale of jersey shore last nite... i don't know if it's an act with mike or if he's for real.....but i will say i can't take snooki and deena this season, and sammi i heard breaking up yet again with ronnnie....enough is enough with these 2.....nuf said......

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pauly d n vinny are hilarious! They showed even mre clips of how funny they were in the afta show too. When da shore loses ratings and is finally ova i cud def see these two doing their own show togetha. They are comedy gold!