HUGE news, people: Jennifer Aniston is totally pregnant, according to OK! Magazine.
This is totally true, except for the part where she is not pregnant. Or getting a ring.
As fall begins chilling the New York City air, writes the celebrity news source, "Aniston has swapped her tank tops for jackets, scarves and peacoats as she walks hand in hand - while smiling ear to ear - with beau Justin Theroux."
If peacoats don't tell you she's preggers, we don't know what will!!
Other "evidence" to support this BS cover story? New Jennifer Aniston pictures allegedly showing a change from her svelte physique to a curvier, more buxom shape.
There's even "the suggestion of a bulge around the belly." The suggestion.
Tongues are wagging, at least according to this report. But is Jennifer Aniston pregnant, for real, at age 42? We would bet heavily, very heavily even, that she's not.
However ... “She hasn’t announced it, but all her friends seem to think it finally happened,” an insider says. “Whenever anyone hints around the question, Jen gets really giggly and shy. It certainly has all of her friends buzzing!”
You never know. What we do know is that Brad Pitt is so glad it's not his.