Jennifer Aniston: Pregnant (Not Really)!!!!!

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HUGE news, people: Jennifer Aniston is totally pregnant, according to OK! Magazine.

This is totally true, except for the part where she is not pregnant. Or getting a ring.

As fall begins chilling the New York City air, writes the celebrity news source, "Aniston has swapped her tank tops for jackets, scarves and peacoats as she walks hand in hand - while smiling ear to ear - with beau Justin Theroux."

If peacoats don't tell you she's preggers, we don't know what will!!

Aniston Pregnant!!!!!

Other "evidence" to support this BS cover story? New Jennifer Aniston pictures allegedly showing a change from her svelte physique to a curvier, more buxom shape.

There's even "the suggestion of a bulge around the belly." The suggestion.

Tongues are wagging, at least according to this report. But is Jennifer Aniston pregnant, for real, at age 42? We would bet heavily, very heavily even, that she's not.

However ... “She hasn’t announced it, but all her friends seem to think it finally happened,” an insider says. “Whenever anyone hints around the question, Jen gets really giggly and shy. It certainly has all of her friends buzzing!”

You never know. What we do know is that Brad Pitt is so glad it's not his.

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I thing there is nothing to be question as they said "jenifer has a baby",bcous "habit is d second nature".

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aniston never pregnant,she looking for love only,the young men go in and out take make love only,free ticket in out 1hour ok
not men perfect for aniston,theroux and another men look fuck only
not men for her life.

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Well I am a great Jennifer Aniston fan. But I wish the tabloids would stop making her pregnant all the time. I want to her reality and not gossip. I get a good laugh when I do decide to waste my money on buying one of those magazines because I know they are not true. One thing there will be a day that comes when she is pregnant and those gossip magazines say she is and nobody will believe them. Because they have cried wolf to many times.

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Jennifer Aniston is yet another very forgettable figure who is overrated and overexposed. Count me among the millions who don't care what she does. She's a dime a dozen, one of your typical-looking white females that one sees everyday at any supermarket. This woman works hard to keep up appearances and frankly resembles a scarecrow. Is she pregnant? Who the hell cares?

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Why do people think it's okay to go on and have babies BEFORE they get married? Aniston has no class, never has, and can't act. If she has a kid, she may need to take a little focus off of herself for once.

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I don't know the true story, obviously, but if Jen is wanting a baby I think she deserves one. I'd love to see her happy without Brad.

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SHE'S WEALTHY, SHE CAN ALWAYS FOLLOW IN HER RIVAL'S FOOTSTEPS, AND ADOPT A RAINBOW COALITION BUNCH OF FOREIGN BABIES. WAIT, SHE MIGHT BE A REPUBLICAN, THEN SHE WOULD PUT HER COUNTRY FIRST, AND ADOPT AMERICAN BORN ORPHANS.

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Reply to BO BO WITCH, Watch out! your curses will own you.

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Reply to Aracei Silva, I love your comment. you are as sweet as Jen. God bless you both.

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Heidi has to say that Theroux was tedious. jj is tedious persons' couple.

Jennifer Aniston Quotes

I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

Jennifer Aniston

You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

Jennifer Aniston