Jennifer Aniston: Pregnant (Not Really)!!!!!

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HUGE news, people: Jennifer Aniston is totally pregnant, according to OK! Magazine.

This is totally true, except for the part where she is not pregnant. Or getting a ring.

As fall begins chilling the New York City air, writes the celebrity news source, "Aniston has swapped her tank tops for jackets, scarves and peacoats as she walks hand in hand - while smiling ear to ear - with beau Justin Theroux."

If peacoats don't tell you she's preggers, we don't know what will!!

Aniston Pregnant!!!!!

Other "evidence" to support this BS cover story? New Jennifer Aniston pictures allegedly showing a change from her svelte physique to a curvier, more buxom shape.

There's even "the suggestion of a bulge around the belly." The suggestion.

Tongues are wagging, at least according to this report. But is Jennifer Aniston pregnant, for real, at age 42? We would bet heavily, very heavily even, that she's not.

However ... “She hasn’t announced it, but all her friends seem to think it finally happened,” an insider says. “Whenever anyone hints around the question, Jen gets really giggly and shy. It certainly has all of her friends buzzing!”

You never know. What we do know is that Brad Pitt is so glad it's not his.

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We didn't know 'till Rachel was born. And I have to admit, I *had* sort of wanted a boy, but it took me about three dncoess to fall helplessly, unbearably, completely in love. I think there's something particularly wonderful about the father-first-daughter connection, a sweetness, that I don't know I would have with a son. I don't know that I would have cried (quite so much) at the birth of a son.And of course, there's the abject terror of having absolutely no idea whatsoever how to be a father to a daughter. I was a son, I had only brothers, and I never got to know my mother's father. So I'm pretty much wingin' it.Which is exhillirating and beautiful.And of course there's the bonus that I get to kill any boy older than, oh, 15 who ever even looks at her funny. I'm already giving the fish-eye to the little boys on the block.On that note, Ogden Nash has something to say about that. FDPS: I'm spending more time commenting your blog than posting to mine. Bad BenMac! Bad, bad!

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Justin and Jen always look so boring. Their baby will look like them.

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Jenifer Aniston just want to have fun with younger guys only. She wouldn't want to get pregnant because she want to keep her good shape forever

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XAMY, YOU ARE SLUT AND JEALOUS BITTER BITCH

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So the girl knows how to make a baby, this is news why ?

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@Kelly & every other person on here who is BASHING Jennifer for being pregnant(if she is) & NOT being pregnant...get over yourself. You DON'T have to be MARRIED to have a LOVING family for your child. I hope she is pregnant. She's wanted to be a mom for a long time now & she deserves to have HAPPINESS in her life.

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I went to some poor country. I saw the poor children over there so pitiful. Hey Allsaintts45, if you go there. I'm sure you will cry and help them more than whoever.

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Foreign babies is the poorest of the poor. So feel don't jealous when they adopted them.

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She wealthy but she doesn't want to share her money to the poor. Don't expecting her to adopt the children in America. You are dream and naive.Jolie is real angel.

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This slut is nothimng to mention.

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