Happy 31st Birthday, Kim Kardashian!

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In what should clearly be considered a national holiday - nay, an international holiday! - Kim Kardashian turns 31 today.

This set of large breasts recently returned from Dubai, and ran straight into a tabloid deluge of divorce rumors. Are she and husband Kris Humphries on the outs? Is this simply planted fodder for her upcoming reality show? And did you even know Kim was married? The ceremony was kept very much on the down low.

It's been another incredible year for Kardashian, as she's expanded her empire and yet somehow remained less charismatic than ever. That's an impressive feat and it currently, tragically places Kim as the leading contender for THG Celebrity of the Year. Check back in December for those rankings and click through the following tabloid montage in honor of this birthday girl now...

Konfirmed Split?
Kim Kardashian on Life & Style
Baby Time for Kim?
Already Miserable
Defending Their Love
Kim Kardashian Wedding Dress
Wedding Secrets!!!
Boring Kim Kover
Kim Kardashian Wedding Cover
Kim Kardashian Caught Cheating?!
Kim Kardashian Tabloid Cover
Kardashians Kover
Kim Kardashian People Magazine Cover
Tormented by Their Weight!
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Kim Kardashian Biography

A Kim Kardashian Selfie
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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]