Happy 31st Birthday, Kim Kardashian!

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In what should clearly be considered a national holiday - nay, an international holiday! - Kim Kardashian turns 31 today.

This set of large breasts recently returned from Dubai, and ran straight into a tabloid deluge of divorce rumors. Are she and husband Kris Humphries on the outs? Is this simply planted fodder for her upcoming reality show? And did you even know Kim was married? The ceremony was kept very much on the down low.

It's been another incredible year for Kardashian, as she's expanded her empire and yet somehow remained less charismatic than ever. That's an impressive feat and it currently, tragically places Kim as the leading contender for THG Celebrity of the Year. Check back in December for those rankings and click through the following tabloid montage in honor of this birthday girl now...

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  • Konfirmed Split?
  • Kim Kardashian on Life & Style
  • Baby Time for Kim?
  • Already Miserable
  • Defending Their Love
  • Kim Kardashian Wedding Dress
  • Wedding Secrets!!!
  • Boring Kim Kover
  • Kim Kardashian Wedding Cover
  • Kim Kardashian Caught Cheating?!
  • Kim Kardashian Tabloid Cover
  • Kardashians Kover
  • Kim Kardashian People Magazine Cover
  • Tormented by Their Weight!
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Well happy birthday Kim!

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cool maguzs!(= :}

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Break up with him bitch!

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Negroid penisis are addictive, that's why her butt is so blown up it is filled with semen, Kris does't do anal so she's back into negroid tribal requirements which is a daily anal ritual especially if the stud is negroid and gay.

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@ cass no offense but I believe it's called SARCASM :)

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Happy Birthday Kim! May all thats meant to be, be, and may all the good you've put out in the universe come back to u times 3 :)

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hapi b-day kimberly....

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Good grief Cass, Leo's putting you on. Are you a blonde?

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY KIM! I WISH YOU AND KRIS AND CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MARRIAGE TOYOU BOTH

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How could you not know she got married? It was on like every magazine cover for months. Not to mention they also filmed it and put it on television. How is that keeping it on the down low? HE PROPOSED TO HER ON THE SHOW!!

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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