Dirty Soap Recap: What is Ailing Kirsten Storms?

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In its first three weeks of E!'s Dirty Soap have had it all.

The new reality show has featured everything from professional conflict to relationship problems, old feuds between friends and even overbearing mama drama.

This week was all about baby making. Sort of.

Jenna and Galen have a different take on the idea of more kids, which is understandable. Life will never be the same if they have more. But will it be worth it?

Dirty Soap Cast

Galen doesn't seem as enthused. Jenna's take is simple: She does all the caring for the kids anyway, so it should be her decision, and she would really like a baby girl.

Jenna says there's such a thing as gender selection, which is totally bogus, and probably something E! had her say just so they could stage this visit to the fertility doc.

The doctor explains that IVF is an option, but one that often results in multiple births. Galen appears equal parts unenthralled with having twins or his sperm tested.

Fortunately for the Gerings, they find common ground on the subject - to table it, for now. There's no rush, and maybe down the road it'll make sense for their lives.

But for now, the status quo is not so bad.

Elsewhere, Brandon Beemer is feeling kind of insecure about his height and body type before modeling at Fashion Week. Nadia Bjorlin is there to pump him up, obvi.

At a photo shoot for this very show, the whole cast assembles ... until Kirsten walks off set of course. Is this another result of the Farah Fath-Kirsten Storms feud?

Unlikely. Later on the set of General Hospital, she sort of pulls the same move again, causing her concerned, smoking hot co-star Kelly Monaco to approach her.

Kirsten admits she's not feeling well, but doesn't elaborate ... yet.

Nadia Bjorlin, Brandon Beemer

Farah decides to browse the web (sadly not on THG) for news about Kirsten before calling up Kirsten's friend Tiffany - who is not happy to hear from her - to ask what's up.

Kirsten Storms has endometriosis, and it's bad. Naturally, Tiffany and Farah can't come together to support her but end up arguing over the latter's relationship with her.

Hopefully Kirsten recovers fully and quickly from the painful, gynecological medical condition that's been afflicting her. Endometriosis? Prepare to be taken by Storms.

Meanwhile, John-Paul Lavoisier meets up with Brandon in New York. J-P and ladies everywhere watching at home are apparently in awe of Brandon's six-pack. Hunk.

Nadia, who arrives to support Brandon after all, drops the bomb that Kirsten is being recast (how hilarious is it that they just do that) on General Hospital due to illness.

Farah really wishes she knew what was going on with her friend. She and her mom talk about how worried she is and how this puts their lame feud in perspective.

Brandon kills it at the fashion show. Are you surprised? Look at that guy in the photo above. Now he just needs to spend more time with his better half, Nadia.

What did you think of this week's Dirty Soap? Comment on it below!


Yes, I too would like tok now why Dirty Soaps has been taken off of the E channel. Why can't they put All My Children and One LIfe to Live on the E channel and take off the Kardashians? None of the Kardashians can act and all they do is throw their wealth around. Bring All My Children and One LIfe to Live to the E Channel.


Be strong,remember the old times, saying a prayer for you


Kristin is a wonderful actress. I just saw her movie from 1999, Zenon, Girl of the 21 Century, a Disney movie. The way she is a natural on GH being a complex character with lines that just float off her tongue. She is Maxie Jones. I wish her a very speedy recovery and hope to see her back on GH soon. No offense to her stand in, but she just dosen't cut it.


I can't stand the replacement for Maxie. I hope Kristen Storms is getting all the help and treatment she need to be able to return to GH REALLY soon!!! I miss you and so do so many others!!!!!!!


i cant hardly stand to watch someone else playing maxie. not the same at all. please hurry and get well. god bless you


I watched Dirty Soaps on Tv, but I haven't been able.to.find.it. where can i watch it?


I miss you Kirsten on GH its not the same without you. This girl taking your place is driving me crazy watching her. COME BACK....


I wouldn't be surprised if it was canceled.....it wasn't that interesting. Mimi was a bitch with everyone..especially to JP..how unlikeable! She and Kristen had those awful botox lips that made them look like fish.......why do girls do that?
The positive........Galen Garing and his wife seemed pretty down to earth. I was surprised that Brandon and Nadia seemed so nice. I just don't think they have enough going in their lives to do a soap.


Dear kirsten,pls get well soon.I miss u as maxie,and I'm praying for u.god be with u.


Kirsten, I'm 41 and had a hysterectomy about 6 years ago after trying to conceive for 20 years. Hysterectomy brought my husband and I the most beautiful baby girl Emerson. She is now 4 and amazing. I now am fighting cancer but I believe everything happens for a reason. I know why I've gone through everything. My baby girl. I pray for u and hope u will be ok. God is with you!!! Miss seeing you everyday. Just not the same. Good health and happiness. Ps: hysterectomy is best thing I did!

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