In its first three weeks of E!'s Dirty Soap have had it all.
The new reality show has featured everything from professional conflict to relationship problems, old feuds between friends and even overbearing mama drama.
This week was all about baby making. Sort of.
Jenna and Galen have a different take on the idea of more kids, which is understandable. Life will never be the same if they have more. But will it be worth it?
Galen doesn't seem as enthused. Jenna's take is simple: She does all the caring for the kids anyway, so it should be her decision, and she would really like a baby girl.
Jenna says there's such a thing as gender selection, which is totally bogus, and probably something E! had her say just so they could stage this visit to the fertility doc.
The doctor explains that IVF is an option, but one that often results in multiple births. Galen appears equal parts unenthralled with having twins or his sperm tested.
Fortunately for the Gerings, they find common ground on the subject - to table it, for now. There's no rush, and maybe down the road it'll make sense for their lives.
But for now, the status quo is not so bad.Elsewhere, Brandon Beemer is feeling kind of insecure about his height and body type before modeling at Fashion Week. Nadia Bjorlin is there to pump him up, obvi.
Unlikely. Later on the set of General Hospital, she sort of pulls the same move again, causing her concerned, smoking hot co-star Kelly Monaco to approach her.
Kirsten admits she's not feeling well, but doesn't elaborate ... yet.
Farah decides to browse the web (sadly not on THG) for news about Kirsten before calling up Kirsten's friend Tiffany - who is not happy to hear from her - to ask what's up.
Kirsten Storms has endometriosis, and it's bad. Naturally, Tiffany and Farah can't come together to support her but end up arguing over the latter's relationship with her.
Hopefully Kirsten recovers fully and quickly from the painful, gynecological medical condition that's been afflicting her. Endometriosis? Prepare to be taken by Storms.
Meanwhile, John-Paul Lavoisier meets up with Brandon in New York. J-P and ladies everywhere watching at home are apparently in awe of Brandon's six-pack. Hunk.
Nadia, who arrives to support Brandon after all, drops the bomb that Kirsten is being recast (how hilarious is it that they just do that) on General Hospital due to illness.
Farah really wishes she knew what was going on with her friend. She and her mom talk about how worried she is and how this puts their lame feud in perspective.
Brandon kills it at the fashion show. Are you surprised? Look at that guy in the photo above. Now he just needs to spend more time with his better half, Nadia.
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