Dirty Soap Recap: Farah Fath and Kirsten Storms Argue a Lot

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Last week's Dirty Soap was heavy on overbearing mama drama.

This week, relationships between cast members were the focus.

Where do we even begin recapping the goings on with E!'s new crop of reality stars ... who are sort of actual stars, if you watch the soap operas they star in at least.

Let's kick off this week's recap with Brandon Beemer (how do you become anything but a soap star when given a name like that) giving Nadia Bjorlin a birthday gift.

Dirty Soap Cast

 She got an iPad. She was unmoved, yearning for something personal. Kind of ungrateful, given that those things cost like $500 without 3G. But whatever, moving on.

At lunch Farah Fath wonders why Nadia and Brandon aren’t engaged, to which she responds that she is in no rush because it's not like marriage is any kind of guarantee.

Cynical, but not altogether untrue.

Then, wouldn't you know it, without ANY prompting from producers whatsoever, the conversation pivots to Days of Our Lives co-stars and the infamous Kirsten Storms.

Farah and Kirsten have not spoken since she made out with John-Paul Lavoisier a while back on some sort of crossover thing. We forget. But apparently it was bad!!

Later, Danny tells Farah he saw Kirsten the other day and that she thinks Farah is jealous. Gasp. Good guy that he is, Danny/the producers offer their help if needed.

At Nadia’s birthday party, Farah and JP see Kirsten and Kelly, who really needs to find friends more in her age bracket if she decided to come as Kirsten’s wingman.

Farah vents at Kirsten. The waterworks start to flow. Then flow some more.

Kelly, like the rest of us, has no actual clue what's even going on here.

In the end, all we know is Farah walks away and cries; Kirsten doesn't.

John-Paul Lavoisier and Farah Fath

The married Jenna and Galen join Brandon and Nadja for a getaway trip to Napa. They're leaving their kids at home for the first time ... and clearly it's not easy.

Despite a couple of phone calls, and probably more we didn't see, Jenna does calm down and relax a bit, and by and large, Nadja is satisfied with her birthday.

Honestly, what 31-year-old cares that much about her birthday. You made it another year without dying and have a paying job. Be happy and just chill, girl.

Back in L.A., Kelly Monaco is not a big fan of weddings, despite the fact that she's about to tie the knot on General Hospital. How is THAT for irony, people?!?!

Wouldn't you know it, things begin to change as she tries on that wedding dress. She can't help but think about her future and what she's doing in this world.

Will she live for the moment, or look to the future? These are things that a soap opera star must deal with as she acts out a fake wedding. It's, like, so deep.

Farah and Kirsten decide to meet again and argue about Lord knows what. We've lost track at this point, but Farah doesn’t like that Kirsten pushes her away!

Kirsten, for her part, is ticked about how Farah talks about how her and her life behind her back and has NO idea what she's even talking about, girlfriend.

So there.

Farah goes home and whines to JP and Dan about how she just wants to get along but Kirsten can't function without the drama and is one messed-up bitch.

Kirsten and Kelly, meanwhile, blow off steam in Vegas. Girl time cures all. What did you think of this week's Dirty Soap episode? Comment on it below!

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Lindsayleavittxo

so i LOVED Farrah on Days of our lives and honestly the biggest reason I wanted to watch Dirty Soap is because I saw that she was in it. And let me just say...
I cannot STAND her!!!
I feel like she's just obsessed w/ Kirsten. She always talks about how much she can't stand her and then can't even look at her without crying. Ugh. And Why the F is JP even with her? When talking about getting married she's like "my dad needs an answer..." haha are you kidding?
Sorry, I just couldn't believe how wrong I was about her...

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Farah is a total bitch! She treats everyone like crap and then she cries. John Michael needs to say FO beatch! She doesn't really give a crap about Kirsten only as how it may bring her some attention. Nadia's mother is almost as bad as Farah. Nadia needs to tell her Mother to get over herself. Fell on this show accidentally and now am hooked. The guys are pretty much normal guys. Kelly acts like a dirty girl. Or should I say older woman.

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I'm amazed that two episodes o this show have involved parties for Nadia. She comes off like a spoiled, self absorbed princess. The fight between Kirsten and Farrah is sad. Farrah has to give Kirsten the room to be herself. Its hard when people who knew you when you were young wont let you grow up and hold you in that place. I think Farrah saying she knows her better than anyone is an excuse to just be rude. I'm totally hooked.

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seriously, what's the matter with Farah Fath? I saw her on her on OLTL(?) a few times and thought she was ok, but really, as a person (the way she's showing herself in DirtySoap) I must say she sucks big time! Superficial, pseudo-VIP and she just sounds soooo put-on all the time. Not that any of the others appear "real" to me - I guess I just cannot take them seriously b/c - after all - this IS a tv show.
However, I personally skip everybody in the show except Kelly Monaco who is at least somewhat entertaining...

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I love this show and cannot wait to see what happens next. of course the girls are drama queens!it is a reality show,

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@hollabackgirl: I love the friendship between Kelly M. and Kirsten! I have to say, I would be friends with either or both of them with no reservations whatsoever. They're fun! Hope Kelly gets over the break up, too. She deserves better.

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I must say..... I have not watched a soap opear since John Stamos played Blackie. Having said that..... I had no idea what I was watching! & all off a sudden I was hooked! These people seem to be they real deal, granted they are actors & I'm sure there is some scripting. But for the most part- I love it! I have it TiVo'd. Keep it on the air. If they can turn a non watcher to being hooked, that's a huge feat. Great job cast & crew! Btw- Nadias mom needs to show a little respect for Nadia love. He a good guy but he's still a man AKA CLUELESS!. But they love each other & he makes her happy :)

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kirsten doesn't need anyone like farah in her life! she's catty and mean, when she was talking about k's roots and her living in the valley (if she does)! omg. classless.

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i started off liking farah, even though she had issues with kirsten, i figured i didn't know their whole issue so i didn't an opinion. BUT after finding out the story... I've concluded farah is a self-centered evil witch! she said that the whole issue was because of the makeout scene and the text kirsten sent because she was.offended that farah, her friend

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I'm with Beeb and all those that see Farah as a bitch. All she does is gossip and be overbearing to her boyfriend. Is she really like that? Kirsten has been going through so much with her family, her brother being deployed, and finally having some fun with Kelly, she has had time or care to talk about Farah. As far as Nadja..her mom is mean and hateful. oooo farah and nadjia mom in a throw down. There's a show for you

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