Dina Lohan Looks to Sell Out Lindsay in Memoir
by Free Britney at .Apparently Dina Lohan sucks even worse than originally believed.
It's not like we had a strong opinion of her to begin with, but the fact that Lindsay Lohan's mom is trying to expose her own daughter's secrets - blowing the lid off of LiLo's alleged drug and alcohol use in a new memoir - is reprehensible.
Lindsay has been a colossal mess and we will continue to call her out for it, but Dina's actions explain a lot, and actually make her daughter look sympathetic.
As Lindsay walks to court in a full-body condom, leech Dina lurks behind.
As recently as last week, with Lindsay looking down the barrel of another jail sentence, Dina Lohan's been hawking her lame memoir around town.
"I blamed her friends, her career and her handlers for an (sic) newfound life of partying excessively," says an excerpt, according to TMZ. "Drinking, drugging and behaving irresponsibly became Lindsay's way of daily living."
"It just tore me up inside."
We'd like to tear her a new one after reading this drivel.
"How could I deny my daughter the chance of a lifetime? Could I hold Lindsay back from her dream of becoming an actress? No, I listened to others and sent my daughter to Hollywood with a few pieces of luggage and a chaperone."When Lindsay began acting crazy, piling up mug shots and what not, Dina says she was helpless, claiming she couldn't demand Lindsay return to N.Y.
Dina also admits she was conflicted since she was both Lindsay's parent and manager ... not that the idiot chose to back away from the money train.
That's what it's all about, right? Dina and her rep were soliciting meetings via email this month, to brainstorm how to make her book "a best seller."
TMZ sources say a ghost writer actually wrote the prologue after long sit-downs with Dina Lohan and her rep, and both were disgustingly on board.
As far as we know ... so far, no takers. Thank goodness.
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Comments (13 Total)
Dont let Dina off the hook by wondering how she was raised. Look at Grandma Rose - a sweet Italian grandma. No not every problem is blamed on ma..a generation back was solid "great generation" family values. But you know at some pt one must take responsibility for their own actions.
Why is the wrong Lohan repeatedly sent to jail??? The best thing a judge could do for Lindsey is to order her to have no communication with her "mother" for at least one year (same applies to "dad)
Wasn't Mommie Dearest Dina taking her UNDERage daughter out to drink and party? I remembered that and thinking back then that her daughter was going to be fvcked up with a mother who would take her underage daughter out to party and drink. Also what mother just sends their underage daughter to Hollywood then says well I can't order her, yeah you could UNTIL she was 18. If you had any parental role then your daughter would also listen to you. DL was only concerned with $$$$ and it is so obvious. Now she is pimping out her other daughter. Great mother there, I think she would pimp them out of it meant more $$$$ money for her.
I promise myself I would not write anything about Dina Lohan while I was at work. So I will do it whn I get home today. I can tell you my level of hatred has went up 3 notches since this morning. This women... No, I will keep my promise.
SHE IS A LOST SOUL WITH ONLY HERSELF TO RELY ON...HER MOTHER WILL ALWAYS BE HER MOTHER NO MATTER WHAT THE MEDIA OR US HAVE TO SAY ABOUT HER..NO I DO NOT AGREE WITH DINA'S ACTIONS..THEY ARE MOST DEFINITELY NOT ''MOTHERLY'' BUT MAYBE SHE IS A MISS GUIDED SOUL AS WELL!!