The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Recap: Colorado, Here They Come!

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This week, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills headed out on a lovely ski vacation in the Rocky Mountain State. What could possibly go wrong in that scenario?

Let's find out in THG's +/- recap!

Before they leave we get a quick tour of Kyle's dream home. She says she drove past it for years and would stop just to send out her good energy, hoping that this house would someday be hers. Well, here's Plus 5 for good energy. It looks like a lovely home. 

The Real Housewives of Colorado

The ladies head out for a Colorado ski adventure at Camille's place. How dangerous could it be? They could use a whole other limo for all of their luggage. Ladies, it's a weekend. You're not moving there. Minus 3.

This trip is a last hurrah for Camille who has to sell the ski chalet per her divorce agreement. It is a shame. The place is gorgeous but according to Lisa, Camille is in dire straits. She'll be down to only a couple of houses before long. Dear me. Minus 10. Heaven forbid someone be down to their last two mansions. How will she survive?

Due to a massive detour, the ride from the airport to Camille's place takes over four hours. Minus 5. Can you imagine being locked in a confined space with these women for that long? I don't think I could do it. It sounds like a little piece of hell.
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Kim simply won't be quiet. She chattered on the entire ride. Minus 5. Then Kyle had to bring up Ken's comments about therapy from the dinner party. I don't know what she was expecting from Lisa.  It's her husband. She's going to defend him. To Lisa's credit, she was right. If you have a problem with Ken, then talk to Ken. 

Kim claims to be feeling under the weather but that certainly didn't stop her from flirting with every guy in sight. From the guys on the plane, to the waiter, to the ski concierge, a little cold wasn't stopping Kim from shopping for a new man. Plus 7.

It seems so voyeuristic to watch Taylor talk about her therapy sessions with her now deceased husband. I know this was shot before Russell Armstrong's death but it brings the show to such an odd, dark place. Minus 10. Add to it that Taylor seems to be slipping further towards a serious breakdown and it becomes truly hard to watch.

Camille Grammer Skiing

On the upside, Camille's looking to have a little fun with the ladies and doesn't assign rooms. She lets them figure out who will sleep where. Plus 8. It comes as no surprise that Lisa grabs the nicest room although Adrienne almost decided to wrestle her for it.

Do we really have to hear about Camille manscaping Kelsey Grammer and scraping his barnacles?? Minus 12. I might be ill and I don't think that I'll ever look at an episode of Frasier the same way again. 

It looks like the ski trip continues next week, but for now:

EPISODE TOTAL: -25! SEASON TOTAL: -59!

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i like to have sex with all the wemen in the show i like them all maybe take them all out on a date

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what has happened to, "ms. lisa vanderfabulous"?????
she used to be, one of the nice ones??.......now, she's just "ms. vander-grumpy-pants"!!!!!......and, "mr. vanderfabulous", who i usually adore, quit being such a big-baby!......."baby", "is a big word too"!......and adrieanne......you used to be, "the sweetest one"?.....how bout' bringing "her back"?! kyle, i think has softened,sooooo nice to see asnd hear! and is the truthful one, i think what you see, is what you get w/ her! you may not like what she says........but at least she says it "too you"! and not behind your back!

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did anyone else think, the decorating of camille grammer's house
was, hodge-podge? what was with that blue couch? such a beautiful home, with distasteful decorating! also, what is up with lisa v. this season? she is being a total grumpy pants, no fun ! -itch, -itch, -itch !!! and adrianne, needs to back off, on her husband, (the uncomfortable party indeed!!) she acts like his mommy, not his wife! " stop it ", your own self already adddddddddddrianne! your embarassing yourself!

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I'M FROM, GORGEOUS COLORADO!.COLORADO SPRINGS.........MY DAUGHTER'S HUSBANDS PARENT'S,
HAVE A PLACE IN BEAVER CREEK, RIGHT NEXT TO, CAMILLE GRAMMER'S !
SOOOOOOO, IT WAS A REAL TREAT, TO SEE, "THE GIRLS", ARRIVE AT THE DENVER AIRPORT......AND THEN TO BEAVER CREEK !! EACH ONE OF THEM, IS SO, SOOOOOOOO, GORGEOUS! I JUST LOVE, WATCHING, THEIR SHOW!!............I LOVE BEVERLY HILLS, CALIF.
AND THIS, BRAVO, HOUSEWIVES SHOW, IS MY FAVORITE! HOPE THEY LOVED COLORADO, AS WELL........GOD BLESS......
ESPECIALLY, TO TAYLOR, AND HER ADORABLE DAUGHTER , KENNEDY.......
I FEEL SO, FOR THE TWO OF THEM.........AMY MAYO-MULLEN, COLORADO SPRINGS, COLORADO..

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Who writes these recaps? They give so many points off for something that was a joke. Lisa wasn't being serious about Camille being in "dire straits". The person who write these "Plus/minus" reviews seems to throw out minuses like its going out of style. Its the same for all the other housewife reviews: incorrect assessments.

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Thanks Debi, I was about to say the same thing. The recappers across the board seem to be completing missing Lisa's jokes - she show wouldn't be the same without her.

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I totally agree that Camille so far has been on her best behavior! Give them time! Somebody needed to take Taylor under their wing I feel so sorry for her!

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Does anyone think Kim might be snorting a bit of the white stuff? We had a friend who we think did that because she became chatty Kathy and would get super Friendly at the same time! Isn't Kim suppose to be off the Wine, Booz?

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i thought it was a fun episode...you do know lisa was being sarcastic right? she's english...they have a dry sense of humor which i find hilarious! i'm very shocked at how much camille has changed this year- really liking her too.