On this week's Teen Mom, Maci Bookout signed back up for school, Farrah Abraham tried to do the same, and Amber Portwood was released from lockup.
Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra got into a tiff about him livin' de life, but ultimately made up and made out. It's all about priorities for the youngans.
Let's break down last night's episode of Teen Mom, THG style!
Maci decides to enroll in classes despite how "boring" they are. Plus 4.
Kyle breaks his kneecap in an apparent motocross accident. Minus 8 for the obvious pain, but Plus 10 because Maci didn't miss class for his birthday.
She did go to the salon, though, going "blonde and long" with platinum extensions. Plus only 2, because she looks good, but she already was so cute naturally, and this is an "I'm available at the club" kind of appearance.
"I don't work anymore." - Ryan Edwards. Did he ever? Minus 5.
The previews for next week show him - what else - partying. Hey, he's got time. But Plus 3 because Maci tells him point blank he won't have Bentley.Amber Portwood reflects on life in a cell: "Spending the night in jail sucked [and was] stressful on everyone." It won't be the last time. Minus 9.
She wants her mom in her life because "I'm not fully grown yet." Know who is? Gary. That Aeropostale shirt says "Fully Grown" on the tag. True story. Plus 3.
Tyler is living it up, doin' the club thang. A 21-and-under club (at least we'd hope so), because he's not 45 like The Situation on Jersey Shore. Plus 4.
Catelynn goes from all in to "it's not gonna work" on a dime. Ah, youth. Minus 3.
Step-siblings or not, these two really do seem happy together, so Plus 5.
Farrah decides to go to college in Fort Lauderdale now. Not that there aren't good schools in South Florida, but face it, the beach was her priority. Minus 2.
She gives away her dog because caring for it was too much work. No word if her neighbor offered to take in Sophia as well. Just kidding. Mostly. Plus 5.
Farrah drops off her application at a school. We give it a semester. Minus 4.
At least the surroundings are nice. Waves (that scare the heck out of poor little) Sophia, the shirtless dudes waiting to ogle Farrah's new chest, etc. Plus 1.
EPISODE TOTAL: +6. SEASON TOTAL: +7.