Rachel Uchitel is making headlines again. 

The good news? This has nothing to do with riding Tiger Woods. The bad news is that if Page Six Magazine has quoted her accurately, she is a terrible person.

To sum up, she's glad her fiance died because she'd be fat otherwise. Nice.

Uchitel said the death of her former fiance, investment banker James Andrew O’Grady, who perished in the September 11, 2011 attacks, was meant to be.

“I believe Andy was meant to die because he was too good,” she said. “I’m almost happy it ended the way it did because I’ve learned so many lessons from him."

What would those valuable pieces of knowledge be?

“I would be a fat housewife with three kids in Sands Point, Long Island,” she tells Page Six. "It would have been tragic if we got into fights and then divorced.”

Had O’Grady lived, Uchitel believes her life would have been much different. Instead, she's gone on to be a wealthy VIP hostess, meeting Tiger Woods.

We all know how that turned out.

The toned and tanned Rachel Uchitel recently sold her Park Avenue apartment and plans to move to San Francisco with her boyfriend, Matt Hahn.

The two are talking about children.

“I never wanted them," she says of kids. "But I know how much I love my dogs, and I think I’d make a good mother to my own kids.”

Those poor kids.

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