Jennifer Aniston: Expecting Twins (Not)!

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Jennifer Aniston has always been up for cocktail or two.

Imagine the COMPLETE AND UTTER SHOCK, then, when she dined with Justin Theroux at the Chateau Marmont in L.A. last week and STEERED CLEAR OF ALCOHOL!

"She had only fruit juice, while the guys were sipping wine and beer," an eyewitness tells Life & Style. You know what that means: Jen's pregnant with twins!

Twins For Jen!

Beverage choice aside, how does this venerable tabloid know Jen is having kids?

"Jen was seeing ob-gyn Dr. Robert Katz in Beverly Hills regularly this spring to see how fertile she is," an insider said. "She had a million questions about getting pregnant after 40 and just what is involved with in vitro fertilization."

Apparently it's working, because "Jennifer was looking radiant, tanned and healthy! She and Justin sat holding hands! Justin had his arm around Jen's waist."

Congratulations to the happy couple on their fake babies.

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she is pregnant

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I remember once she was Oprah and they were making fun of all the "baby bump" photos and she laughed and said "you know what that is? It's called 'one cheese plate too many'". I thought that hilarious and it made me see her as more real than I originally thought her to be. She's a charmer, that's for sure.

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that poor woman must be afraid to eat a bread roll in case she balloons up and is therefore assumed pregnant