Camille Grammer turns 43 today. We'd wish The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star a happy birthday, but we really don't want to.
One needs to do more than fight publicly with one's ex-husband and whine incessantly on a reality show that glamorizes wealth and excess in order to receive any birthday wishes from the THG staff.
Grammer, of course, will soon re-enter our lives on a weekly basis, as Bravo premieres season two of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on September 5. The suicide of Russell Armstrong will be addressed at the outset of the opener.
Look for Camille to talk a lot of trash about Kelsey Grammer throughout the fall, blissfully unaware that her children will someday watch these episodes and read all about her feud with their father online.
Did you know, for example, that he has a small penis?
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