Why?!? The Real Housewives to Go on Tour

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In case the fact that Snooki has 2.6 million Twitter followers is not enough to shake your faith in humanity, consider this:

Multiple cast members from the Real Housewives franchise are going on tour, asking fans to dole out their hard-earned money for reasons completely unknown. Tickets go on sale August 19 and start - start! - at $49.50.

All the The Real Housewives of New Jersey

"Bravo viewers like to truly engage in the shows they are passionate about," says Ellen Stone, Bravo’s senior vice president of marketing in a statement. "With The Real Housewives Live Tour, we are able to give our fans a unique, hands-on experience with their favorite cast members across franchises that they can't experience anywhere else."

Check out the complete, incomprehensible tour schedule below.

DATE: October 1
VENUE: Caesars Circus Maximus Theater
Caroline Manzo - “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”
LuAnn de Lesseps - “The Real Housewives of New York City”
Kyle Richards - “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”
Vicki Gunvalson - “The Real Housewives of Orange County”

DATE: October 8
VENUE: The Venue at Horseshoe Casino
Sonja Morgan - “The Real Housewives of New York City”
Gretchen Rossi – “The Real Housewives of Orange County”
Lisa Vanderpump - “The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills”
Phaedra Parks - “The Real Housewives of Atlanta”

DATE: October 15
VENUE: Cobb Energy Performing Arts Centre
Nene Leakes - “The Real Housewives of Atlanta”
Jill Zarin – “The Real Housewives of New York City”
Melissa Gorga - “The Real Housewives of New Jersey”
Marysol Patton – “The Real Housewives of Miami”

I was thinking the same thing when they shoewd what's going to happen on next weeks episode. I was like couldn't she have called her so-called dear friend and say Hey you lying &itch, since you and your wimpy I mean abusive, husband are suing Camille because she just got that hefty divorce settlement, and your issues are causing the group grief, don't brang yo raggedy, over-inflated-tire-tube-pink bubble gum-lipped dramatic filled azz to my off-white party. Thank you good bye. case closed but nooo she just had to make a big scripted event out of it


Where is my $50 going? Hopefully to help bury the bankrupt husband (Russell) that just committed suicide after claiming Chapter 7 bankruptcy.


Please tell me this is a joke! Are the dis-countess & the Gorgon going to assault the ears of the suckahs with the noise they call 'singing'? And the suckahs are going to pay for this?!? No thank you, Jesus.


Hey! I resemble that remark


Anybody that would ever pay their hard earned $ to go & see these ridiculously small minded, petty, self absorbed women is dumber than they are!

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