THG Caption Contest: Kim Kardashian's Box

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Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

With Kim Kardashian getting married tomorrow, we had no choice but to make her our subject. What's the beautiful bride-to-be saying/thinking?! You tell us!

All you have to do to play is click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s)! Go to it! We will announce a winner Monday. Best of luck, all ...

Kim Kardashian Box

I'm about to serve up my future husband with the biggest present ever.....a pre-nup.


Shape ups for the getaway that'll get us some ratings and More money Mo


I wonder is if my butt is jingling, is there a camara man behind me, OMG I have to hurry and make sure no one sees this gift from Reggie. Lol


Dang! Cameras * i hope my makeup is in its place! I hope i dont fall down in these heels! Hahahahahahaha


thank god my new tits arrived before the wedding


Justin Timberlake's box


Quick, run while you still can keep the present for yourself.....


Oh, good. The ring box is finally here!


@%!# @$# MOM!!!! I HATE Your Idea of ME Coming Out Dressed in This HORRID Dress...and NO FRICKING Makeup and Look So UGLY..just So I WILL........SHINEEEeeeee in Comparison..TOMARROW!!! Why the He@# Do I Listen to YOU.......


Wait, you won't believe what is in this box.

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Kim Kardashian Biography

A Kim Kardashian Selfie
Kim Kardashian is the ex-girlfriend of Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush and Ray J. She had intercourse on camera with the former, which is what... More »
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]