THG Caption Contest: Kim Kardashian's Box

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Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

With Kim Kardashian getting married tomorrow, we had no choice but to make her our subject. What's the beautiful bride-to-be saying/thinking?! You tell us!

All you have to do to play is click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s)! Go to it! We will announce a winner Monday. Best of luck, all ...

Kim Kardashian Box
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I'm saving my box for Chris!

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I love curves. Being super skinny just isnt attractive to me.
-kim kardashian

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I can't wait to get home to open the gift Reggie sent me!!

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Got my secret weapon in here, my super duper spanx to hide that last 10lbs I couldn't lose.

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What's in the boxxxxxxx??? (From the movie Se7en)...

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Chris Humphries made it very clear that before the "I do's" are said, Kim must remove all of her sex tapes from the home.

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Dear Britney, This the classy way to display your box in public. Love, Kim.

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OH MY GOD I CERTAINLY HOPE I AM NOT MAKING A HUGE MISTAKE!

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Oh Oh.....I hope the camerman didn't hear me "fart"!!

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Alright...just one more step...Man this is a big house!...hope I don't fall! Just one more step...!

Kim Kardashian Biography

Kim Kardashian, Boobs Kim Kardashian is the ex-girlfriend of Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush and Ray J. She had intercourse on camera with the former, which is what... More »
Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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