THG Caption Contest: Kim Kardashian's Box

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Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

With Kim Kardashian getting married tomorrow, we had no choice but to make her our subject. What's the beautiful bride-to-be saying/thinking?! You tell us!

All you have to do to play is click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s)! Go to it! We will announce a winner Monday. Best of luck, all ...

Kim Kardashian Box

"Should I??"


Uh Why am I famous again?


Kim thinking: I got it E! (and mom)! I got Kris' soul for you, I'm on my way now pay up!


Since Kris' dignity, self respect and "family jewels" now belong to E! (and my mom), the least I can do is deliver them in a pretty box.


My gown is so big, I hope I don't have to get a double to wear it with me!!!!


I lost my virginity a long time ago, but at least I still have the box it came in


Kim: "Gosh, now I've got to give this to my dress maker, so nobody notices my butt."
"Wait a sec, isn't that what I'm famous for?"


damn i have to invite more people i dont know, thanx mom!


Voice in her head....
"It's worth every penny Kim, don't worry reggie said he'll wait for you....Keep taking pictures bitches! I'm famous uhh huhh. Empty box and they think its a storyy. ohhhh yeaaaa. Mom's gonna be proud!"


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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Kim Kardashian is the ex-girlfriend of Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush and Ray J. She had intercourse on camera with the former, which is what... More »
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]