THG Caption Contest: Kim Kardashian's Box

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Welcome, gossip fans, to another edition of THG's Caption Contest!

With Kim Kardashian getting married tomorrow, we had no choice but to make her our subject. What's the beautiful bride-to-be saying/thinking?! You tell us!

All you have to do to play is click "Comments" below and submit your best caption(s)! Go to it! We will announce a winner Monday. Best of luck, all ...

Kim Kardashian Box
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Uh Oh watch out KK - STALKER ALERT - getoverit apparently is your defender, obsessor, most Kardash knowledgeable, and completely anal and lacking a sense of humor to every degree. K, you might want to think about an Order of Protection!!

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Sbt you are a complete ass and you are disgusting. Why not mind your own damn business. So many stupid people write nonsense because they are losers.That includes you too Chrisann and Shel. You are idiots and you should all just get a life and grow up because what Kim does with her life is HER business and not in anyway yours.

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CONTENTS: LEGAL STATEMENT THAT SHE GETS TO KEEP THE 2MIL RING NOW. CONTRACT IS SIGNED. NEW DOCUMENT: PREFILLED OUT DIVORCE PAPERS. SORRY KIM. I think you actually mean well.

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Chris I have your balls on a silver platter, platinum of course.

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Beat this, Khloe! I actually tripled your engagement time! I have multiple men (not to mention all men) who are devastated they can't have me. Let's see who pops out a kid first! Game's on! Side thought - I will put Pippa's derriere to shame tomorrow. Will and Kate who?? My man and I are taking over to rule the world - or media anyway! My life's good! Me and Kris for Hollywood ever!

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what the fucks in the box kim kris's dick or did you already slice that shit off. i heard of domb blonds but not stupid ass brunets your such a idiot

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4got my glasses!

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It's Kris' dick in a box!

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Dear diary,
Will I get peed on tonight? - please!!
Kimmie

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Gotta get this caketopper to the baker!!

Kim Kardashian Biography

Kim Kardashian, Boobs Kim Kardashian is the ex-girlfriend of Nick Cannon, Reggie Bush and Ray J. She had intercourse on camera with the former, which is what... More »
Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

Kim Kardashian

He just seemed very firm about the change, and that’s, like, his motto.

Kim Kardashian [on Barack Obama]
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