THG Asks: Will Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' Marriage Last?

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Welcome to THG Asks, a fun feature in which two of our celebrity gossip experts debate topical issues in the entertainment world and you decide who wrote the winning argument!

Today, THG Asks: Will Kim Kardashian's marriage last?

YES by Free Britney

Kim Kardashian's wedding was scripted nonsense. We know this.

That is merely who Kim Kardashian is, though: A bland, better-than-average looking chick makes a living from her celeb status despite being expressionless as drywall and devoid of talent.

Nowhere in that job description does she have to be incapable of love.

I'll be the first to ridicule Kim's shameless attempt to kash in on anything. When I read that Kris Humphries' family was appalled at the spectacle of the wedding, I wasn't the least but surprised. But that's precisely why it WILL last.

No one would marry Kim Kardashian for her fame (and become a joke in the process). He's got his own money (and she's got a prenup). He's in it for the only reason anybody could possibly put up with this 24/7/365 charade: Kim's heart.

Congrats. Bring on the sex tape.

Kim Kardashian Wedding Pic

A moment Kim and Kris will never forget ... thanks to E!

NO CHANCE by Hilton Hater

There's no way Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries will last. Here's why:

The power forward is a free agent. Coming off a career season, it's unlikely New Jersey (his previous employer) will match his contract demands.

Neither will any other team in a major market.

The Los Angeles Lakers have plenty of size; the Knicks are keeping their salary cap options open for Chris Paul or Dwight Howard; Miami is enough of a circus without employing Humphries in the same city that is now also home to Reggie Bush; Blake Griffin plays the same position for the Clippers.

I foresee Humphries going someplace like Houston, or maybe Utah. And, come on, you can't honestly say Kim Kardashian will stay with a man who lives outside an entertainment news hot spot. It's unlikely Star Magazine could even find Salt Lake City on a map.

Indeed, at some point, the NBA lockout will end and, with it, so will this farce of a marriage. And we all know what that means: a divorce special on E!

THG Asks you ... will it last?

 

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Remember Kris never new Kim was married before what makes u think he knows there's a sex tape he can't even speak rit he is slower than a snail " how u say ". aTool ..that marriage is domed but it seams like Kim just wants to one up her sister I mean 1 is married 1 has a baby now Kim can try for both and b one up on her sisters ..I give it six months and why did Kim wear white she not pure and this isn't her 1 time saying I DO ....why

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Remember Kris never new she wasarried before what make u think he knows there's a sex tape he can't even speak rit he is slower than a snail " how u say ". aTool ..that marriage is dombed but it seams like Kim just wants to one up her sister I mean 1 is married 1 has a baby now Kim can try for both and b one up on her sisters ..I give it six months and why did Kim wear white she not pure and this isn't her 1 time saying I DO ....why

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I give it1 year....max

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i think it is him kim just want to happy but reggie put her down like 3 times and kris just like type of person that will put his hands on her he just want kim for money. and ray j did her the same way but kim did not know about them sex tapes but she did it any way just for the money

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It might last, why i comment that? Because kris is the only nutt that will married her nasty azz. It sad that kim want to be married so bad.

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Kim has been dying to get married again since her divorce...lol... i love her sisters (more real) but kim is so fake like her mother... sad. As far as Kris H, he looks and acts like a dumb ass, that shit will get old real soon... Kim over looked alot of shit just to have the spot light on her again... I just hope they dont put kids in the mix... just saying...

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congrats may god bless their marraige and their future ahead

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not going to last...its all for show

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I don't think it's for show, but it's not real love. How do you go from Reggie Bush to this one that looks like he has F.A.S. and be taken seriously. I think Kris is gonna hang in there like Jada, Katie Holmes, Kelly Preston and all the other women that are married to money and fame. Better to be miserable and rich than happy & poor. Except he's the broke one!

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bo bo bitch and her hatred again.sigh.