THG Asks: Will Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries' Marriage Last?

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THG Asks!

Welcome to THG Asks, a fun feature in which two of our celebrity gossip experts debate topical issues in the entertainment world and you decide who wrote the winning argument!

Today, THG Asks: Will Kim Kardashian's marriage last?

YES by Free Britney

Kim Kardashian's wedding was scripted nonsense. We know this.

That is merely who Kim Kardashian is, though: A bland, better-than-average looking chick makes a living from her celeb status despite being expressionless as drywall and devoid of talent.

Nowhere in that job description does she have to be incapable of love.

I'll be the first to ridicule Kim's shameless attempt to kash in on anything. When I read that Kris Humphries' family was appalled at the spectacle of the wedding, I wasn't the least but surprised. But that's precisely why it WILL last.

No one would marry Kim Kardashian for her fame (and become a joke in the process). He's got his own money (and she's got a prenup). He's in it for the only reason anybody could possibly put up with this 24/7/365 charade: Kim's heart.

Congrats. Bring on the sex tape.

Kim Kardashian Wedding Pic

A moment Kim and Kris will never forget ... thanks to E!

NO CHANCE by Hilton Hater

There's no way Kim Kardashian's marriage to Kris Humphries will last. Here's why:

The power forward is a free agent. Coming off a career season, it's unlikely New Jersey (his previous employer) will match his contract demands.

Neither will any other team in a major market.

The Los Angeles Lakers have plenty of size; the Knicks are keeping their salary cap options open for Chris Paul or Dwight Howard; Miami is enough of a circus without employing Humphries in the same city that is now also home to Reggie Bush; Blake Griffin plays the same position for the Clippers.

I foresee Humphries going someplace like Houston, or maybe Utah. And, come on, you can't honestly say Kim Kardashian will stay with a man who lives outside an entertainment news hot spot. It's unlikely Star Magazine could even find Salt Lake City on a map.

Indeed, at some point, the NBA lockout will end and, with it, so will this farce of a marriage. And we all know what that means: a divorce special on E!

THG Asks you ... will it last?

 

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I tink that kris is so immatured lookin and jus taugt she would have married a real sexy strong buff tan skined handsome he looks like a her brother and its just a odd lookin couple he is super tall and she super short I never seen this comin what was kim thinking she just spoil her image gosh disgusten.

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sad to say , no it will not last. watching him on her show, he seems too immature for her

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How can a fake wedding scripted for publicity and tv ratings possibly last? Kim just wanted a big tv wedding as she was soooo jealous King Kong Kardashian beat her to the altar, Kris Humphries is also mildly retarded and naive so he signed on for fame and money.. You can see they are not in love, this family are so shallow, so self absorbed and delusional.. How dare they even try and emulate the royal wedding smh just pure and utter trash.. I find it ironic Kim was peed on in a sex tape cause thats all she is - human filth and waste!

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I bet Kris doesn't know that Kimmy has had plastic surgery either. Kimmy is one of the most fake people in hollywood. or that she cheated on her first husband!
She isn't worth watching on the tv. Now sure how she dubbed herself the royal of hollywood, but she has. She will never be royal or loyal anywhere.

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Well said AndersonC. These people are poor excuses for human beings let alone role models or even being remotely worthy of this press. There are bigger things and much more important people that should be getting attention right now. Not this trash.

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ag pls this marriage is not gonna last,i think that poor guy doesnt know what he has let himself into once he realises he'll flee believe u me he will.

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i doubt it. She has at least 2 more left. He will get tired of her career & cameras all around. I do hope they beat the odds.

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For Edie or Ms edie WHATEVER... Her dress was Ivory not white!!! Read carefully before speaking!!! You all should worry about your own life instead of talking your crap! LMFAO!!!

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cngrats Kim&KrisH. Yall probably got a nside bet goin, wit big$$ involvd, jus 2 c who wins(how long ur marriage lasts)& then yall win the $$ (bcuz yall will last),& continue the cycle... M.M.F.A.M.H.(makin $$ from all my hater)?...dot com!!

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I am so sick of hearing about these jerks..they have nothing to offer our youth as role models!! I cannot believe how much publicity the news in general is giving these skanks. I guess sex, lust and vanity are what's wanted now as a key role model!! What is this world coming too? TRASH.

Kim Kardashian Biography

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Kimberly Noel Kardashian

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