Teresa Giudice is scared to be poor.
But the (Un)Real Housewife of New Jersey is not afraid to stir up some controversy when it comes to Dancing with the Stars, challenging the producers on Twitter this week and wondering why she hasn't been cast.
"Would [love] to but they don't want 'Housewives' this season. But Playmates are OK?"
Teresa Giudice just wants a shot - eh? get it?!? - on Dancing with the Stars.
We'd make a joke here about Giudice's lack of talent, but she's right: the series has featured Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison in past seasons, and it just recently announced the inclusion of Rob Kardashian.
Would you want to see Teresa on DWTS?