Teen Mom Recap: Trick or Treat For Italian-Asian Fusion!

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Halloween has arrived on Teen Mom. Tricks, treats and drama abound.

Our favorite young reality moms (and Amber Portwood) were all about pumpkins, costumes and such this week. But who came home with candy, and who received proverbial rocks in their sacks (a la Charlie Brown)?

Let's break down last night's episode, THG style!

Leah and Gary

Despite being jailed for domestic battery, etc., and being a total loose cannon, at least Amber's dedication to Leah can never be disputed. Oh, wait. Minus 9.

She said she hadn't seen Leah (living with Gary Shirley) because she can't drive, yet she clearly gets around fine whenever she chooses to. WTH? Minus 6.

Neither Amber or Gary go trick-or-treating with Leah. Minus 3.

The picture above, we have to admit, is quite sweet. Plus 5.

Amber's paying $644 a month for that place? Plus 4 for getting a good deal. Minus 4 for where she'll be living rent-free on Indiana taxpayers' dime soon.

Farrah on sister Ashley: "My sister and I don't always get along, but I'm glad she is making an effort to see Sophia. I think it's important Sophia has an aunt in her life. Nobody on her dad's side is her real aunt." Plus 7.

Together, they have fun in the pumpkin patch. We think. Plus 3.

Farrah's business plan for an Italian/Asian fusion restaurant is panned by her teacher, who says no such fusion exists for a reason. True. Minus 5.

Even if she gets Cs in school, the Cs she got outside the classroom will ensure she can provide for Sophia. Right? We're talking about boobs. Plus 6.

Bentley as Barney

Maci took Bentley as Barney for Halloween. Plus 7, because look at the little guy - so cute - and because we just remembered Farrah hates Barney.

Ryan, naturally, makes far too big a deal out of Maci taking Bentley trick or treating solo. Minus 4, because it's like he's just looking to pick fights.

His mom also sucks. Her "guts are being ripped out" over this. What about when that douche was AWOL from Maci and Bentley's lives. Minus 11.

Catelynn: "I never thought in a million years I'd be 18, in my own place, engaged [to my brother] and paying bills! Everything we want in life is coming true." Plus 15 for many obvious reasons, but Minus 5 for later getting evicted.

Plus 3 for Tyler getting a job. Crazy idea!

Chef Dan hires the kid because he is SO impressed by Tyler's dedication. Not the cameras following Tyler around or anything like that. Plus 2.

Catelynn also gets a part-time job ... at $8/hour, 1-2 days per week. They seem responsible, but of a sudden the eviction makes sense. Wash.

EPISODE TOTAL: +5. SEASON TOTAL: +12.

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It would be nice to see Leah in clothes. She's a girl for God's sake, put a shirt on her...

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I THINK RYAN NEEDS TO GET OVER IT. BECAUSE MACIE IS A GREATG MOTHER AND SHE HAD HER SON ON HALLOWEEN. I AM GLAD THAT TYLER AND Catelynn GOT JOBS!!!!!!!!!!!

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What is up with Ryan and his mom? Did they even speak to Maci about wanting to go trick or treating with her and Bentley and try to make plans to do so or are they just complaining? If they made no effort to try then they need to STFU. If they did make an effort and Maci said no I'd be kinda surprised as she does not seem like that kind of person. I could be wrong, I did not see the show. Bentley is just so damn cute though. I'm sorry but if renting an apartment, paying bills and being engaged is everything Catelynn wants in life she and Tyler are setting the bar kinda low. Although, eviction or not, they are still doing way better than Butch and April ever will. I'm impressed that they have stayed mostly sane despite their drug addicted, crazy ass parents. I wish them all the best.

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hahahahaha!!!!, wow, as soon as i saw were talking about boobs tht really made me laugh, hahaha! woww, tht's just crazy i think...., any cute teen guy's woudl wanna add me on facebook? ;)