Halloween has arrived on Teen Mom. Tricks, treats and drama abound.
Our favorite young reality moms (and Amber Portwood) were all about pumpkins, costumes and such this week. But who came home with candy, and who received proverbial rocks in their sacks (a la Charlie Brown)?
Let's break down last night's episode, THG style!
Despite being jailed for domestic battery, etc., and being a total loose cannon, at least Amber's dedication to Leah can never be disputed. Oh, wait. Minus 9.
She said she hadn't seen Leah (living with Gary Shirley) because she can't drive, yet she clearly gets around fine whenever she chooses to. WTH? Minus 6.
Neither Amber or Gary go trick-or-treating with Leah. Minus 3.
The picture above, we have to admit, is quite sweet. Plus 5.
Amber's paying $644 a month for that place? Plus 4 for getting a good deal. Minus 4 for where she'll be living rent-free on Indiana taxpayers' dime soon.Farrah on sister Ashley: "My sister and I don't always get along, but I'm glad she is making an effort to see Sophia. I think it's important Sophia has an aunt in her life. Nobody on her dad's side is her real aunt." Plus 7.
Together, they have fun in the pumpkin patch. We think. Plus 3.
Farrah's business plan for an Italian/Asian fusion restaurant is panned by her teacher, who says no such fusion exists for a reason. True. Minus 5.
Even if she gets Cs in school, the Cs she got outside the classroom will ensure she can provide for Sophia. Right? We're talking about boobs. Plus 6.
Maci took Bentley as Barney for Halloween. Plus 7, because look at the little guy - so cute - and because we just remembered Farrah hates Barney.
Ryan, naturally, makes far too big a deal out of Maci taking Bentley trick or treating solo. Minus 4, because it's like he's just looking to pick fights.
His mom also sucks. Her "guts are being ripped out" over this. What about when that douche was AWOL from Maci and Bentley's lives. Minus 11.
Catelynn: "I never thought in a million years I'd be 18, in my own place, engaged [to my brother] and paying bills! Everything we want in life is coming true." Plus 15 for many obvious reasons, but Minus 5 for later getting evicted.
Plus 3 for Tyler getting a job. Crazy idea!
Chef Dan hires the kid because he is SO impressed by Tyler's dedication. Not the cameras following Tyler around or anything like that. Plus 2.
Catelynn also gets a part-time job ... at $8/hour, 1-2 days per week. They seem responsible, but of a sudden the eviction makes sense. Wash.
EPISODE TOTAL: +5. SEASON TOTAL: +12.