Teen Mom Recap: Have You Lost Your Damn Mind?

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Is Maci Bookout losing it? She wants another baby? Seriously?!

We think, given that these episodes are taped SO far in advance (even by reality show standards), that either Bookout had a change of heart, or this whole missive was manufactured to give sites like THG something to talk about.

In which case, bravo, MTV. Let's break down last night's Teen Mom:

Maci, Bentley

When 19-year-old Maci told her she wanted another baby, Sharon's response was simple. Six words: Have you lost your damn mind? Plus 12.

Maci's reasoning: "Bentley goes away half the week, and I'm just sitting there bored. If I had another baby, I wouldn't be bored." Minus 5.

If she's bored, she could watch some shows - 16 & Pregnant or Teen Mom for example - to remind her how hard having a baby is. Plus 3.

Or re-enroll in the classes she dropped. Minus 8.

Kyle, always the voice of reason, reminds Maci that he doesn't have a job, as he moved to Chattanooga so she could get her degree. Wonder if he's rethinking that one yet. Minus 10 for either contrived drama or poor planning.

We know what side Bentley's on. Baby Ky! Baby Ky! LOL. Plus 6.

Plus 6 more because we can see Maci's desire for a do-over now that she has a stable guy in her life. But seriously girl. Chill. And go to class.

"I'm wanting to move! I've put off moving to college for two years now! Will you watch Sophia!" - Farrah Abraham, really driving home a point! Minus 4.

"Obviously I'm on top of my stuff, I don't need to be babysat anymore," says a girl whose mom has provided full-time care of Sophia. Minus 5.

Leah and Amber Photo

If Farrah wants to get an education so bad, why does she have to look at Los Angeles colleges? Plus 3, because we all know the answer to that.

Amber Portwood is finally spending some quality time with her daughter after a month apart. Stupid cops and DCFS and their "rules." So weak. Plus 3.

Look at the photo above! She's like a real mom! Plus 2.

Sadly, she's sharing custody with Gary, and he will always be where "home" is to her. Home is where the Aeropostale shirt is, as the saying goes. Minus 4.

It's a good thing in the end that Amber isn't tasked with Leah full time. She's too much of a loose cannon, and we know it gets worse from here. Minus 10.

Her date is dressed as a waiter. Sigh. Minus 4.

Thanks to his gig at Dan's, Tyler and Catelynn are rolling in dough, and not of the pizza variety. Well, they make ends meet at least. All relative. Plus 8.

The stepsiblings go crazy on Christmas presents for their daughter. Even Butch gets into the act and picks out a little gift for Carly. Touching. Plus 6.

Tyler's mom crosses the line communicating with Carly's adoptive parents. Minus only 5, because at least she's come around to the adoption idea.

EPISODE TOTAL: -6. SEASON TOTAL: -8.

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    jenni

    Josey u stupid ass bitch u probably spread your Fucking legs to get attention 2 so shut the fuck up dirty ads bitch

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    kay

    Macy is a nice person n a great mother to her son bentley

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    Mona A

    Hey Nicole You are as full of it as Farrah. So you have opinions and that's fine but anyone else who does has not life. Go live with Farrah and you can both grow up.

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    Mona A

    Farrah needs to be treated like the snotty little 2 year old she is acting like. We can only HOPE that she moves away and leaves her parents who do way too much for a snot who does not appreciate them. She does not deserve her mom, that is for sure. Her mom couldn't breathe without that Farrah being a snotty little bitch and complain about it. Let that BRAT go and watch her fall flat on her ugly face. You have NO reason to be so high and mighty Farrah. You really don't. Grow the hell up.

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    Meganalexis Kunst

    maci your a great mother you do what is best for your child. and always think the best motherly way possible. i think of my child first as well and all the little details in our life to make sure he lives to the best possible. i was pregnant at 18 was with my boyfriend for only a year, we are going on three now but we dont worry bout what ppl say nor what they think because we know whats right and whats best for a child and having separated parents doesnt make a bad parent its for the best no one should ever stay with a significant other just because of a child because it puts stress and pressure on your child because they know they are the glue to holding the family together and thats not okay. and your a great mother i think you should wait to have another child but at the same time you know whats best for your family. thanks meganalexis ryan kunst 636 697 2408 marykay consultant ofallon mo ♥