Snooki: The Next Kim Kardashian?

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Is Jersey Shore star Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi the next Kim Kardashian? Does anyone even know what we mean by that? Probably not on both counts.

We're not suggesting that Snook is about to be smushed by Ray J on film, though that'd be a heck of a story, or that she's in Kim's fame league.

But she's a moneymaking fame machine in and of herself, and as far as most of humankind is concerned, for seemingly no reason. Sound familiar?

There Are No Words

Peas in a pod. A useless pod.

If the pint-size Jersey Shore guidette stays on track, she may be able to do it. She revealed to E! all the things she has going on (excerpts below) ...

On Dancing With the Stars: They're saying I'm holding out for money ... I never got asked to even do the show, so I don't know where that's coming from. I'd do it, but probably not right now because I'm so busy with everything going on.

On her fragrance: "I'm really excited by it. It's called Snooki by Nicole Polizzi. It's kind of like a cotton candy smell, sweety and fruity. A flirty scent."

On her boot line: "It's called Snooki Boots. I was going to name it Snuggs, but that's taken. I have a black and a leopard-print one, clogs and slip-ons."

On how much longer she will keep doing Jersey Shore, which wrapped filming on Season 5: "I'm down to do as many as they want us to."

On giving Kim and all the Kardashians a run for their money in the fame game: "Hopefully. You know I'd love to be on their level. I'm trying."

[Photos: WENN.com]

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Kim isn't hott, smart, funny or anything really... at least snooki is fun to watch.

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Cmon...fellow gossipers...no need to get jealous n spew lies from Ur planet...all u gtta do is..hmmm.....NICOLE N KIMBERLY???

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I like Vanessa's comment "Can't spell !! I know the Internet has its own language, but for the life of me especially the younger generation, THEY CANNOT FREAKING SPELL FOR S#*T!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! some words you can tell when they actually can't spell the word ! I'm a professional proof-reader !!!!!!

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Snooki? LMAO that girl is just plain ugly she needs to stop being blonde,seriously she has orange skin for fuck sakes girls like that disgust me.

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Watt!!! I dn't think so are u blind people snookie wishes when i saw the tv show MTV jersey shore i think is Animal Planet xD what a stupid show

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inyoface pointless lives? How would you like someone to say that about you. Jealousy is your problem.

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So you think you're beautiful RBW? I bet not everyone else does because you are conceited and you can not even spell because you are so stupid. Go back to first grade and pay close attention because you obviously can not spell correctly which is sad because you are insulting someone else and yet you are far from perfect. You are the one with no brain. Not Kim at least she is smart enough to earn her own money. You are pathetic and ignorant.

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So you think you're beautiful RBW? I bet not everyone else does because you are conceited and you can not even spell because you are so stupid. Go back to first grade amd pay close attention because you obviously can not spell correctly which is sad because you are insulting someone else and yet you are far from perfect. You are the one with no brain. Not Kim at least she is smart enough to earn her own money. You are pathetic and ignorant.

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they both suck. and we suck even more for actually taking the time to comment on their pointless lives.

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So we are to compare Kim and Snooki?
Yes that's correct sir.
What is?
It's correct what you said sir.
Oh okay then. The answer is "2 cum dumpsters"

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