Simon Cowell says he would sign Pippa Middleton "on the spot."
Sign her to what? Who the heck knows, but she's got the X-Factor!
"I haven't heard her sing, but if she walked in and said, 'I want to be a TV star,' I would sign her on the spot," Cowell said. "She just has the X factor."
Our sentiments exactly, Simon.
"To overshadow your sister when she's the one getting married? That was impressive," added Simon, though we don't know if the Duchess concurs.
It's true that by some measures, the 27-year-old Pippa Middleton has trumped her royal sibling Kate in terms of popularity and world intrigue.
Pippa has made such a splash, in fact, that the king of entertainment for the masses has taken notice and would love to harness her potential.
Would it be enough to translate to true stardom, though?
Would she spark such intrigue if her life was totally on display, rather than shrouded in mystery? Would people endlessly debate whether her famous derriere was padded during the Royal Wedding if she had an all-access reality show?
Who knows, but boy, she's a stunner!