Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber Nude Statue: WTH?!?

This is wrong on just about every level: cultural, religious, common sense.

Daniel Edwards - a man who considers himself an artist, much in the same way Keeping Up with the Kardashians is considered to be unscripted television - has unveiled his latest creation. It's a statue of Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez making like Adam and Eve.

They are naked, save for a Canadian maple leaf covering the former's nether region and a Texas star covering the latter's young private parts.

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Titled Justin and Selena as One, the sacrilegious sculpture features the couple being led by a Canadian goose and Texas armadillo to Eden.

It "should be considered for installation at Canadian Embassies around the globe as a symbol of Canada’s prowess in the areas of art and commerce," Edwards actually says, adding:

"I believe Justin and Selena would ultimately choose Canada for their Garden of Eden, because Canada’s Medicare and AAA credit rating make it easier for young couples who may find themselves in the family way."

In his endless quest for attention, Edwards has also sculpted Paris Hilton and her cat, Suri Cruise's first bowel movement and Britney Spears giving birth. He's a seriously desperate loser.