Octomom Nadya Suleman: NOT a Sexual Being

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Most people wouldn't rank Octomom high on the MILF scale, but even if they did, she would probably not oblige. She's not interested in sex. Like at all.

In an interview with Steppin' Out, Nadya Suleman made it quite clear that her vagina functions as a clown car for tiny humans and not as an erogenous zone.

You're welcome for searing that imagery into your brains.

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Despite being married for a time, Nadya Suleman says she was rarely intimate with her spouse, if at all. Saving herself for an IVF needle? Who knows.

"I can tell you I never touched him physically. It was a different type of marriage. That's all I want to say about it," she says, before elaborating anyway.

"I'm the kind of person who can be with a man for years and never touch him. My mind is not wired that way. I don't need that kind of thing."

"People need sex, but I don't ... I have zero sexual interest."

Octo, who claims she was drugged before agreeing to her embryo implantation, continues the TMI-fest, saying: "I've never even touched myself."

"Maybe if I had touched myself in that way, things would be different. It's like a trigger food. I never tried it so I don't know what I'm missing."

"I couldn't even imagine kissing something. I'll be your friend but it would take at least five years for me to even consider having sex with you."

The long and short of this article? You can forget about making the big O bust out the big O-face. Thank goodness, that's all we have to say.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]

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yeah its true, ppl should stop being sooo obsessed with sex, cuz in the end of the day sex is like brushin ur teeth, over n done with, where as emotions and feelings, pain and love can live on forever.. its just our society is brainwashing everyone into thinking sex is the point of love and life. there is nothing wrong with it, but lets not force everyone be sexobjects

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She is obviously asexual, just like several million other people. She could join an asexual friendship service and meet a partner who would probably enjoy helping her raise a bunch of cutie-kids without the stress of required sex. People should not be made fun of for sharing that kind of information. It's about time the asexuals "came out of the closet" because not everyone is wired the same way,

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She's unemployed
She's in debt
She has over ten kids
She's not very intelligent
and she doesn't like sex She sounds like quite the catch!!! Get in line guys!

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i would do her. A white chick...yeah, I would do her. No need for her to be sober or even awake. She should hire Casey Anthony as her nanny...might lighten her load. Literally...unless CA only murders her own kids. Bitch..CA ~ not OctoBabe. She is sweet~chatty, but sweet. GHB

Nadya Suleman Biography

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Birthplace
Fullerton, California
Full Name
Nadya Denise Suleman