Octomom Nadya Suleman: NOT a Sexual Being

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Most people wouldn't rank Octomom high on the MILF scale, but even if they did, she would probably not oblige. She's not interested in sex. Like at all.

In an interview with Steppin' Out, Nadya Suleman made it quite clear that her vagina functions as a clown car for tiny humans and not as an erogenous zone.

You're welcome for searing that imagery into your brains.

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Despite being married for a time, Nadya Suleman says she was rarely intimate with her spouse, if at all. Saving herself for an IVF needle? Who knows.

"I can tell you I never touched him physically. It was a different type of marriage. That's all I want to say about it," she says, before elaborating anyway.

"I'm the kind of person who can be with a man for years and never touch him. My mind is not wired that way. I don't need that kind of thing."

"People need sex, but I don't ... I have zero sexual interest."

Octo, who claims she was drugged before agreeing to her embryo implantation, continues the TMI-fest, saying: "I've never even touched myself."

"Maybe if I had touched myself in that way, things would be different. It's like a trigger food. I never tried it so I don't know what I'm missing."

"I couldn't even imagine kissing something. I'll be your friend but it would take at least five years for me to even consider having sex with you."

The long and short of this article? You can forget about making the big O bust out the big O-face. Thank goodness, that's all we have to say.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]


hah! As if she'd have time for sex or masturbation with all those bebbies.


I'm not sure the statistics on asexual people but they definitely exist, even if Suleman's one of the only public people to admit it. Since sex sells, it's not a good business (or man-attracting) strategy for asexual people to admit they're just not into sex. There are plenty of women who love being moms and love pregnancy and stuff while not caring much for the actual getting pregnant part. I've known a few women like that, and even two men who had very low libidos. Asexuality is just another variation.


Shes a moron. Sex isn't all about getting off, its a special connection with your partner. I love my boyfriend and i love having that connection with him.


BTW, this entire article is the subject of sex...if you don't like it, don't read it!


Ah, rilay (aka riley), I knew YOU'D have something to say about it...nevermind what you post everywhere else. Grow up. Btw, it's the xoxo at the end and your foul mouth that sell you out.


Gross!!!, what makes some people commenting feel that we need to hear about their sex life. We already grossed out enough by some of the stories we read on this website and some
Retards are making the gross worse by telling us how great there sex life is. What happens under the sheets belongs under the sheets!!!!


because nobody will fuck her!


what a liar... she's so full of shit.


I've been married for 10 years and we have an awesome sex life even now (and after four kids). It's emotional and physical and it's not an "over and done with" thing. I think it's a very important part of a relationship, but shouldn't be the basis of one. Anyone that says otherwise is lying. Not only that, but it's good for you (if it's safe). Now, with that being said...THANK GOD that Nadya isn't sexually active!! It's probably the best decision she's ever made. Very irresponsible and mentally unstable.


wow she is really something! i dont knw hw id survive wthout it. jesus...


Nadya Suleman Biography

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Fullerton, California
Full Name
Nadya Denise Suleman