Most people wouldn't rank Octomom high on the MILF scale, but even if they did, she would probably not oblige. She's not interested in sex. Like at all.
In an interview with Steppin' Out, Nadya Suleman made it quite clear that her vagina functions as a clown car for tiny humans and not as an erogenous zone.
You're welcome for searing that imagery into your brains.
Despite being married for a time, Nadya Suleman says she was rarely intimate with her spouse, if at all. Saving herself for an IVF needle? Who knows.
"I can tell you I never touched him physically. It was a different type of marriage. That's all I want to say about it," she says, before elaborating anyway.
"I'm the kind of person who can be with a man for years and never touch him. My mind is not wired that way. I don't need that kind of thing."
"People need sex, but I don't ... I have zero sexual interest."
"Maybe if I had touched myself in that way, things would be different. It's like a trigger food. I never tried it so I don't know what I'm missing."
"I couldn't even imagine kissing something. I'll be your friend but it would take at least five years for me to even consider having sex with you."
The long and short of this article? You can forget about making the big O bust out the big O-face. Thank goodness, that's all we have to say.
[Photo: Pacific Coast News]