Octomom Nadya Suleman: NOT a Sexual Being

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Most people wouldn't rank Octomom high on the MILF scale, but even if they did, she would probably not oblige. She's not interested in sex. Like at all.

In an interview with Steppin' Out, Nadya Suleman made it quite clear that her vagina functions as a clown car for tiny humans and not as an erogenous zone.

You're welcome for searing that imagery into your brains.

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Despite being married for a time, Nadya Suleman says she was rarely intimate with her spouse, if at all. Saving herself for an IVF needle? Who knows.

"I can tell you I never touched him physically. It was a different type of marriage. That's all I want to say about it," she says, before elaborating anyway.

"I'm the kind of person who can be with a man for years and never touch him. My mind is not wired that way. I don't need that kind of thing."

"People need sex, but I don't ... I have zero sexual interest."

Octo, who claims she was drugged before agreeing to her embryo implantation, continues the TMI-fest, saying: "I've never even touched myself."

"Maybe if I had touched myself in that way, things would be different. It's like a trigger food. I never tried it so I don't know what I'm missing."

"I couldn't even imagine kissing something. I'll be your friend but it would take at least five years for me to even consider having sex with you."

The long and short of this article? You can forget about making the big O bust out the big O-face. Thank goodness, that's all we have to say.

[Photo: Pacific Coast News]


How could her vagina be a clown car, if she had a ceasarean section?


I honestly enjoyed reading all of your comments more than the article itself. Smh.


lmao! Fo sho :-) right away @tell


@peartree grow up and get over yourself


@tellitlikeitis ditto teeheehee ;-)


@pear tree sounds like you need to mind your own business and not involve yourself in other people's conflicts


@ Riley damn! Sounds like you need to get laid!


@Guest: It would be interesting to read more about it. I'm sure it's due to low hormones, of course. Anyway, very informative :).


@Jamie Lewis the meaning of BTW is Bitch From Hell. So don't mess wid me or you will be fucked of this site. Trust me I did it 2 many other people. Oh n fyi I like being sold out.


Nadyas got responsibilities with which most men cant cope and reains devoted. That forms a barrier or obstacle to involvement. This is a clear testament to the lack of paternal aptitude in the guys who gravitate to B-list & C-list celebs. She should expect nothing less as their ambition is preprogrammed if futile. I hesitate to call her Octomom but she ought to connect with the masses where a dilligent paternal figure can show her both realistic devotion and vocational sensitivity


Nadya Suleman Biography

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Fullerton, California
Full Name
Nadya Denise Suleman