Angelina Jolie is the Ice Queen.
That's according to a former nanny, quoted by In Touch, in the celeb gossip rag's cover story this week. The nanny who tells all does have a name - Krisann Morel - although she may be a fabrication of the editors there.
After all, we've seen versions of this 20 times before:
Life with Angelina Jolie: Chaotic. Cruel. Controlled.
Come on. We have no problem believing that Angelina Jolie wears the pants in her relationship with Brad Pitt. But why the fascination with her "evil" persona?
Say what you will about the actress, we find it a little hard to believe that she drives people to tears ... unless we're talking about Brad's mystery woman, that is.
Apparently she also stages photos, too. We feel so used.