Kim Kardashian Wedding Details: The Dress, The Vows, The Hilarious News Report!

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Did you hear that Kim Kardashian got married to Kris Humphries last night? It's true. It was a small ceremony, with just a few friends and very little fuss and.... JUST KIDDING!!!

There were 450 guests. Millions were spent. Millions more were earned by the participants, and we've got all the details below. First, though, we present the CNN report that almost made this ridiculous affair worthwhile. Check out the kid in the background:

As for the ceremony itself, with facts courtesy of E!, which will present live coverage of the wedding tonight? Deep breath...

  • Kim donned a strapless, ivory Vera Wang dress with a long train.
  • She wore Guiseppe Zanotti shoes.
  • Kris Humphries sported a Ermenegildo Zegna tuxedo, with black pants, a white shirt and a white bow tie.
  • Lorraine Schwartz designed the wedding rings.
  • Kim's party, all in ivory, consisted of Khloé Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian , Kylie and Kendal Jenner and Kris' sister, Kaela Humphries.
  • A passage in the program, written by Kim, read: "I so wish my dad could be here today to walk me down the aisle. But I know in a way he is here, and I feel his loving presence all around me. I love and miss you, dad."
  • What does Kim love most about Kris? She told the pastor before the event and it was then relayed to guests: he puts a smile on her face, is the "yin to her yang" and other cliches.
  • Kris loves Kim's compassion and how dedicated she is to family.
  • The ceremony, which included helicopters flying overhead at all times, concluded with a prayer. No truth to the rumor that it started with: Dear Lord, cha-ching! Thank you for creating E!, Twitter and Facebook....

People Magazine paid around $1 million for the rights to the wedding photos, which will be published in this week's edition.


so.. i love how this Tina chick is basically making fun of Kim K but she has apparently spent hours studying and researching her life to do so.
Sorry to inform you doll, but you're really just showing everyone how jealous and ignorant you are. I really hope you get help for your sick obsession with Kim and her family.


If you have been to page one of the comments, and not had an opportunity to laugh at the jelous lesbian who gave Kim's whole bio from Kim's Tina forgot her meds today...and Kim should be scared. She knows waaay too much! OBSESSION!!!!!


Enough is enough there are bigger and more important things to speak about is there not?


Damn Tina, dont hate her cuz u aint her!

Rhonda jordan

Tina, you poor, poor, devoid of any life of your own, person. I'm hardly what anyone would call a fan of the Kardashians, but never in my life have I ever sat still long enough to spew out such hatred for them. Honey, get a life, hopefully, your own!


Tina!!! being jealous won't help you work very had for you to get popular like her. the world is looking for someone who has done something not those who are blaming people for having done things the wrong way. Forexample what have you done for your own self in the "right ways", show it.Who knows you? This must stop.


damn Tina, u recited that like u n her shoes, thats not hating @ all, thats think'n & believing n ur head, that ur Kim. U got this woman's life down pak more than her fans,better yet her fam.!! Kim, b careful, u officially have a STALKER!!! & Tina's a new definition of a stalker...lmao...but kinda scary u kno sum1's life by heart like that, dayuuum!!


Tina, it's sick that you repost this crap all the time. Ooh the power of copy and paste! For you to have this much hatred for someone is sick! You need a straight jacket. And for you to keep reposting this crap is a sign of how psycho you are. Why do you give someone else so much power over your life for you to be full of so much hatred? Two things: 1. Find a therapist and/or 2.) get a life you freak loser!


wow! Tina. Please seek help, you seriously need it. Your one the reasons celebrities need bodyguards.


holy cow Tina your in need of real help, the words you wrote about any human being are clinically insane I hope you get help. Those thoughts are not normal to have i hope you realize that. Shameful shameful..what humanity has come to. Plz seek mental health.

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Kim Kardashian Biography

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Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Kimberly Noel Kardashian

Kim Kardashian Quotes

So far, designing is the most exciting thing I’ve done... I have a vision of what I want [the clothes] to look like in my mind and it’s fun to see it come alive on paper.

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