Hurry up and get your copy today, folks! The Kim Kardashian sex tape may soon be off the market.
An anonymous individual is reportedly trying to "completely remove" all material associated with Kim Kardashian Superstar, the amateur porn Kim made with Ray J in 2007 that kickstarted her lucrative career as a... professional celebrity.
All material involving Kim Kardashian, that is. Ray J? Eh, take him or leave him, the person Kim clearly hired says.
"I was approached by a private party who has asked us about looking into the possibility of acquiring all rights of the Vivid, 'Kim Kardashian Sex Tape,'" a letter to Vivid Chairman Steve Hirsch reads. "The party we represent does not intend to distribute or broadcast the 'tape,' but hopes to completely remove it from the market."
The document concludes: "We would purchase any other footage you may have control of that involves Ms. Kardashian."
Kim does have $18 million in her bank account now as a result of her wedding to Kris Humphries. What else is she gonna do with it, start a college fund for future kids? Please. Some things are more important.