Mr. and Mrs. Kim Kardashian have arrived in New York City after a brief European mini-honeymoon this week, smiling all the way to the bank/hotel.
Kim also hit up Sunday's VMAs solo.
While his new bride did whatever it is she does in L.A., Kris Humphries was in Minnesota, packing for NYC for the next couple of months.
Why the relocation to the Big Apple?
Humphries used to ball for the nearby New Jersey Nets, but there's currently no NBA season and he's a free agent anyway. More importantly, the breadwinner of the marriage needs to film Season 2 of Kourtney and Kim Take New York.
Tomorrow, Niche Media founder Jason Binn and wedding planner Colin Cowie are throwing Mr. and Mrs. Kardashian a post-wedding, welcome bash.
Hey, they haven't celebrated their relationship in a public venue surrounded by cameras in a matter of days. We were starting to get scared ...