Dina Lohan Pens Movie, Seeks A-List Cast

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We knew Dina Lohan was delusional, but this takes the cake.

The mother of Lindsay Lohan is telling investors she can snag some of the biggest actors in Hollywood for her new movie. Yes, Di-Lo penned a movie.

Dina is trying to raise $5.28 million to shoot Growing Defiant, which "takes a hard look at social pressures that can lead a kid in the wrong direction."  

Wonder where she got that plot line.

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According to her business plan, the actors she'll go after include Dakota Fanning, Selena Gomez, Michael Cera, James Gandolfini, Susan Sarandon, Tina Fey, Amanda Seyfried, Hayden Panettiere, Emma Stone, and Mila Kunis.

And son Michael Lohan, Jr., in the starring role of a heroin addict.

Hilariously, an asterisked note at the bottom of the plan says this is a "suggested cast list only. Michael Lohan is the only cast member who has been signed."

Good luck landing those stars for $5.28 million total. Or at all.

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Like mother like daughter. Why don't she go and hold up a bank? Or why don't her daughter put up the money? Because she is flaky.

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Why draw from this cast when her own children are perfect for the role.

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Dina Lohan would have to be high to believe any of those actors will get on board with this. 1.1 mil wont buy a single one off that list. I'm sure Michael Lohan Sr. is already scheduling the talk show rounds to promote himself... uh, I mean to promote the movie. Lindsey's only chance ever to recover in life is to walk away from her drunk media whore parents and never look back.

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I just paíd $20.87 for an íPad 2.64GB and my boyfriend loves his Panasoníc Lumíx GF 1 Cámera that we got for $38.79 there arriving tomorrow by UP S.I will never pay such expensive retail príces in stores again. Especially when I also sold a 40 inch LCD T V to my boss for $657 which only cost me $62.81 to buy.
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Never gonna happen for two reasons. #1- For 5 million total she could not even get a meeting with the people who clean those stars toilets never mind a meeting with them or their agents. And reaon #2- She is Dina freakin Lohan! What A list star is going to want to be connected with anything she does? You are no one in Hollywood Dina, never have been. Face it and get over it already!

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lol this is hilarious. I don't see how Dina Lohan can think she can snag an all-star cast for her first movie...ever. Her son being the lead role (never been in a big movie before), and for the low low cost of $5.28 million. She must be about as crazy as her daughter. The apple doesn't fall far from the tree.

Dina Lohan Quotes

I've learned to just deal with it. It's so silly. We actually laugh about it now… It really does hurt…. but you develop a thick skin. You have to ignore it.

Dina Lohan [on rumors surrounding her family]

If she's happy, I'm happy. That's all I'll say. Samantha's great. I've known her and her family for ten years.

Dina Lohan [on Lindsay dating Samantha Ronson]
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