Thanks to the mother of Courtney Stodden, we already know a great deal about this 16-year old's breasts.
Now, Krista Stodden is giving us a uterus update: it's covered!
"She's on birth control because she would prefer to wait for children," the attention-starved parent told Radar Online of her daughter's family plans with 51-year old mate Doug Hutchison. "I think Doug would love to have children, but Courtney wants to wait a few years."
Big fans of God - He brought the pair together, after all - Stodden and Hutchison would move forward with a child if "something happened," Krista said: "We do not believe in abortion, so if God blesses them that would be ok."
For now, though, Krista says Doug is teaching Courtney "how to boil an egg." Similarly, Dina Lohan is teaching Krista how to milk every ounce of publicity one can from one's daughter's personal escapades.