Courtney Stodden Celebrates Birthday with Lingerie, Pathetic Tweets

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The King of Pop celebrated a posthumous birthday today.

The Queen of Pathetic Publicity Stunts, meanwhile, also turned another year older. No, not Kim Kardashian.

Courtney Stodden is now 17, an age where it's appropriate to tell everyone about the lingerie your 51-year old husband reportedly bought for you. The aspiring singer said of the underwear to Radar Online:

"I'm so happy. This is the best birthday ever. 17 is going to be even better than 16 because I'm going to spend the whole year with my wonderful husband!"

Sad Stodden

And how did Stodden celebrate her final evening as a 16-year old? With the following Tweets, which we are seriously NOT making up:

  1. While I lie beneath this sizzling-sun, the popsicle that I am sweetly sucking on begins to melt & drips irresistibly all over my moist body!
  2. Celebrating the last night of being sweet-n-sexy 16 by wearing NOTHING but my tasty bday-suit! Mmm; Yummy! ;-)

Seriously, Doug Hutchison, there's something else you could have given your wife for her birthday: a shred of dignity.

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I'm 20 and she looks 40 compared to me.... she really does look/sound like she likes her meth!

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this is not too difficult to understand . If love is so blind then anything can be expected,

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eww haha seriously wtf is wrong with this girl...

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somebody take the erotica books away from this meth face child & give her a school book. She thinks shes turning people on but shes just making everyone barf.

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White trash.

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If she is 17, then I'm 15. NFW

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YOU ARE AN IDIOT! NOW GO AWAY AND STAY THERE!

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