Courtney Stodden Celebrates Birthday with Lingerie, Pathetic Tweets

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The King of Pop celebrated a posthumous birthday today.

The Queen of Pathetic Publicity Stunts, meanwhile, also turned another year older. No, not Kim Kardashian.

Courtney Stodden is now 17, an age where it's appropriate to tell everyone about the lingerie your 51-year old husband reportedly bought for you. The aspiring singer said of the underwear to Radar Online:

"I'm so happy. This is the best birthday ever. 17 is going to be even better than 16 because I'm going to spend the whole year with my wonderful husband!"

Sad Stodden

And how did Stodden celebrate her final evening as a 16-year old? With the following Tweets, which we are seriously NOT making up:

  1. While I lie beneath this sizzling-sun, the popsicle that I am sweetly sucking on begins to melt & drips irresistibly all over my moist body!
  2. Celebrating the last night of being sweet-n-sexy 16 by wearing NOTHING but my tasty bday-suit! Mmm; Yummy! ;-)

Seriously, Doug Hutchison, there's something else you could have given your wife for her birthday: a shred of dignity.

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If this sham marriage/reality show hpneepad when I was ten or eleven, I would not need my mom or anyone else to tell me that it's a terrible idea. I'd be fully capable of figuring that out on my own.As soon as I solved the equation: My Age + 5 = This Girl's Age, the next equation I would solve would be: 51 = Old and Gross.

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Whats Up! We have gays wanting or doing adopting little very impressionable children and you are fuming or "up in arms" about this? Of couse she is not 17... but she is young... and of course it is about publicity. They are adults ..just like any salesman they want to feed into your curiosity. So what if she tweets she enjoys his "popsickle". So if you really want to stop this...quit feeding into it. Adopt the attitude of " who gives a sh*t". And if it for real? I see nothing wrong with a young girl loving an older man. it is much less abnormal than two guys going at it...or even two girls for that matter. Have you ever read the story of Ruth? I don't think Mohab was a young guy. Or the story of Joseph and Mary? Mary was young, but I think Joseph was not, other wise he would have been at the cross also...just food for thought...and if it is distateful for you....I don't give a sh*t...opinions are like assh*les... everybody has one

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Shut up CB, if by hot you mean fake as hell

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This girl has serious issues. Who are her parents? Does she go to school? She's supposed to be a country singer, but I saw her videos, and she's not only anything but country, she also can't sing her way out of a paper bag.

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Sounds like a bunch of jealous chicks in this room. Leave her alone and let her enjoy the American dream which seems to be making all the money you can by any means. To men, she is hot.

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She does not look 17.......If she has a screw loose, I'd love to be the one to Tighten it Up

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Where is her Mother???

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Did you know her husband is currently working on a children's book? What? Erotic mad-libs for kids?? yeeks.

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fucking whore. cant wait till he publicly humiliates her. white trash piece of shit. she thinks shes hot. her face looks like ass. the dude she married is a bastard. hope he goes to jail soon. retarded pair of fools

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Lmao. A shred of dignity, couldn't have said it better. Gosh, she needs a life. It obviously not the blonde hair.. she's just an idiot.

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