Samantha Ronson joined our celebrity mug shot gallery with authority after her DUI arrest at 10:30 a.m. Monday morning, smirking up a storm.
Also an esteemed member of said gallery? Lindsay Lohan!
The actress' troubles with the law are so numerous that we can't even recall which of her many booking photos corresponds with which offense.
That's when you know things are going well for you.
How does this particular smug shot of LiLo compare with that of her former lesbian lover? Vote for your favorite booking photo in THG's poll:
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