One way or another, Jake Pavelka, Vienna Girardi and Kasey Kahl all survived the first episode of Bachelor Pad. We know ... it's such an enormous relief.
The drama is just beginning, though, and luckily, it will be condensed into two hours after this week's gargantuan season premiere. That was brutal.
Who will win the $250,000 cash prize? More importantly, who will come away with a new romance, or at the very least, another 15 minutes of fame?
Check out the preview for upcoming episodes below (after the rose ceremony), and if you missed it, wait until the credits for an amazing "scene" ...