Aziz Ansari or Jesse Eisenberg: Who Would You Rather...

They both make you laugh. But which would you choose to make you scream?

Aziz Ansari and Jesse Eisenberg showed up on the red carpet of the Los Angeles premiere of 30 Minutes or Less last night, a movie about two friends forced to rob a bank. Why else is the title apt?

Because many women might be wondering what else the Parks and Recreation funny man or The Social Network star could do in under a half hour... if you know what we mean! Compare their film premiere pics now and decide: Which would you rather...