The Real Housewives of New York City Season Finale Recap: Pregnancy Scares & Party Boats

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As Season Four of The Real Housewives of New York City draws to a close with one last party, let's recap it all in THG's +/- review ...

The best thing about the Housewives season finale is knowing that I won't have to listen to Luann try and sing for several months. Plus 10.

Her inability to carry a tune is only highlighted when she attempts to sing a duet with Natalie Cole. No, money certainly can't buy you class ... or a voice.

Countess LuAnn and Natalie Cole

Luann thinks she's a singer. Alex thinks she's a model. At this rate Ramona should try out for the WNBA.

Why can't Simon ever leave his wife alone? If the magazine photo shoot is a real, paying job then Simon needs to go home and let her work. Talk about being clingy. And then he let's everyone know Alex made US Weekly's worst dressed list. Gee, thanks honey. Minus 7.

Cindy really was incredibly rude to Sonja last week but do we have to keep hearing about it. Cindy is boring. Rehashing the same fight doesn't make her any less so. Minus 5.

So Ramona thinks she's pregnant. More like wishful thinking. I hate to side with Jill but when you're 55 and miss your period I'd think your first thought would be menopause, not pregnancy.

Although Jill really is horrible as she runs around telling everyone at the party that Ramona and Sonja were sharing a bathroom stall. What is she the class mother? Minus 8 for being such a gossipy busy body.

Ramona Singer Pregnant?

Kelly is seriously funny as she makes fun of Alex and Simon's constant tweeting. "Honey, you're hot. No, you're hot. No, you're smoking hot." I wish we'd seen this type of humor from Kelly all season but Plus 7 for making me laugh in a good way.

Then Alex promises not to push Luann off of her own party boat. Well, damn. Where's the fun in that? Minus 5.

Sonja bought a pregnancy test of Ramona. That's the sign of a good friend. Plus 6

And the leopard twins keep running back and forth to the bathroom until Ramona can finally pee.

At least Ramona drank Pelligrino instead of Pinot until she got the results. Not pregnant. At the very least, Mario must have been relieved.

EPISODE TOTAL: -2. SEASON TOTAL: +17.

And another season of The Real Housewives of New York City comes to a close. But wait! It's not over yet. Next week the ladies hash it out for the reunion show. The leopard prints will surely fly.

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That Jill is the epitome of a yenta! She is so stereotypical, always in someones business..with her birdlike beak appearance, and her slimy looking husband who has been whipped long ago...Oh please do us all a favor and get rid of these hags....

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ENOUGH ALREADY! GET RID OF THESE NARCISSTIC YENTA HAGS! THEY HAVE NO SUBSTANCE, ARE SHALLOW, AND I HAVE NEVER KNOWN OR WANT TO KNOW ANY SUCH WOMEN...BRING ON SOME REAL HOUSEWIVES OF NEW YORK..THE ONES WHO ARE STRUGGLING AND JUGGLING TO MAKE ENDS MEET, REAL WOMEN OF NEW YORK.

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Cast shake up now or drop it......thanx

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Love Jill, can't stand Ramona. And all of you who say you won't watch...you will.

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By the way, headline to the 'non-Countess'. I just spoke with a friend who has a Ph.D. in European History, wrote his 2 volume thesis on the Court of the Empress Maria Theresa of Austria, mother of Marie Antoinette, & speaks 5 languages. When Lu-Lu was divorced she lost the right to use the title. So she, is correctly speaking, a counterfeit Countess, a poseur. So much for her right to use the title, whether she remarries or not.

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I will not watch next year if Alex and Simon return. They are such total posers. They're becoming the Brooklyn version of the Salahi's. They would sell their souls for money and attention. The rest of the NY wives are, at least, real people, whether we like them or not.

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Horrible season...wretched cast.
Hope Bravo replaces these women or closes the book on RHofNY....

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hahahahah I didn't realize Ramona was 55!!! 55 & thinking she might be pregnant!!!!!!! Seriously??? SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm only 40 & I feel the ship has sailed on any pregnancies!!!

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I'm with all of you. This show jumped sharks 2 yrs ago and gets worse by the week. Honestly, these women suck. I barely got through this season and will absolutely NOT watch another season. There's got to be some interesting women of substance in all of NYC. C'mon Bravo... It's time. Put this one to rest.

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whew!!!! what a season.

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