As Season Four of The Real Housewives of New York City draws to a close with one last party, let's recap it all in THG's +/- review ...
The best thing about the Housewives season finale is knowing that I won't have to listen to Luann try and sing for several months. Plus 10.
Her inability to carry a tune is only highlighted when she attempts to sing a duet with Natalie Cole. No, money certainly can't buy you class ... or a voice.
Luann thinks she's a singer. Alex thinks she's a model. At this rate Ramona should try out for the WNBA.
Why can't Simon ever leave his wife alone? If the magazine photo shoot is a real, paying job then Simon needs to go home and let her work. Talk about being clingy. And then he let's everyone know Alex made US Weekly's worst dressed list. Gee, thanks honey. Minus 7.
Cindy really was incredibly rude to Sonja last week but do we have to keep hearing about it. Cindy is boring. Rehashing the same fight doesn't make her any less so. Minus 5.
Although Jill really is horrible as she runs around telling everyone at the party that Ramona and Sonja were sharing a bathroom stall. What is she the class mother? Minus 8 for being such a gossipy busy body.
Kelly is seriously funny as she makes fun of Alex and Simon's constant tweeting. "Honey, you're hot. No, you're hot. No, you're smoking hot." I wish we'd seen this type of humor from Kelly all season but Plus 7 for making me laugh in a good way.
Then Alex promises not to push Luann off of her own party boat. Well, damn. Where's the fun in that? Minus 5.
Sonja bought a pregnancy test of Ramona. That's the sign of a good friend. Plus 6.
And the leopard twins keep running back and forth to the bathroom until Ramona can finally pee.
At least Ramona drank Pelligrino instead of Pinot until she got the results. Not pregnant. At the very least, Mario must have been relieved.
EPISODE TOTAL: -2. SEASON TOTAL: +17.
And another season of The Real Housewives of New York City comes to a close. But wait! It's not over yet. Next week the ladies hash it out for the reunion show. The leopard prints will surely fly.