The Real Housewives of New York City Season Finale Recap: Pregnancy Scares & Party Boats
by Free Britney at .As Season Four of The Real Housewives of New York City draws to a close with one last party, let's recap it all in THG's +/- review ...
The best thing about the Housewives season finale is knowing that I won't have to listen to Luann try and sing for several months. Plus 10.
Her inability to carry a tune is only highlighted when she attempts to sing a duet with Natalie Cole. No, money certainly can't buy you class ... or a voice.
Luann thinks she's a singer. Alex thinks she's a model. At this rate Ramona should try out for the WNBA.
Why can't Simon ever leave his wife alone? If the magazine photo shoot is a real, paying job then Simon needs to go home and let her work. Talk about being clingy. And then he let's everyone know Alex made US Weekly's worst dressed list. Gee, thanks honey. Minus 7.
Cindy really was incredibly rude to Sonja last week but do we have to keep hearing about it. Cindy is boring. Rehashing the same fight doesn't make her any less so. Minus 5.
So Ramona thinks she's pregnant. More like wishful thinking. I hate to side with Jill but when you're 55 and miss your period I'd think your first thought would be menopause, not pregnancy.Although Jill really is horrible as she runs around telling everyone at the party that Ramona and Sonja were sharing a bathroom stall. What is she the class mother? Minus 8 for being such a gossipy busy body.
Kelly is seriously funny as she makes fun of Alex and Simon's constant tweeting. "Honey, you're hot. No, you're hot. No, you're smoking hot." I wish we'd seen this type of humor from Kelly all season but Plus 7 for making me laugh in a good way.
Then Alex promises not to push Luann off of her own party boat. Well, damn. Where's the fun in that? Minus 5.
Sonja bought a pregnancy test of Ramona. That's the sign of a good friend. Plus 6.
And the leopard twins keep running back and forth to the bathroom until Ramona can finally pee.
At least Ramona drank Pelligrino instead of Pinot until she got the results. Not pregnant. At the very least, Mario must have been relieved.
EPISODE TOTAL: -2. SEASON TOTAL: +17.
And another season of The Real Housewives of New York City comes to a close. But wait! It's not over yet. Next week the ladies hash it out for the reunion show. The leopard prints will surely fly.
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Comments (23 Total)
When it came to trouble and sabotage, Alex and Ramona were the stars. They were so revoltingly childish. Alex and her husband both need real jobs, instead of being tweeting parasites on the show. Cindy was down to earth and hardworking, Luann looked great and didn't play into the Alexamona drama, Jill should never again apologize to Alex or I'll smack her, and it looked like Sonja was trying to advertise her private parts. Ramona was reeling drunk when she walked into Cindy's party in Quogue, no one needs to call her an alkie - she showed it to us. Kelly gets points for confronting Alex as inauthentic during the phony outrage act in Morocco. Alex has to go. Neil Patrick Harris was so right about her a being Frankensteiny troublemaker...and he didn't even know her name. He nailed it.
This is why this show is a hit -all these ladies bring unique personalities and different points of view. Not that I agree with all of them on one given day, but I love each of them and when they get together - WOW - better than the SOAP OPERAS of the old days - maybe that's why the SOAP OPERAS are going away and all the Realty Shows are coming alive - we can relate more to the reality situations than the scripted shows....
new york really is a bunch of the most annoying women ever. i tried to watch the reunion, but couldnt even get through it. it actually angers me at how immature and pathetic luann and jill are. evil, evil personalities. kelly, I really want to like but whenever she is confronted about her wrong doings, she never owns them. she just tries to talk in circles, making her look dumb and pointless. own it girl! say youre sorry, say you made a mistake. im nice, im nice, im a celebrity. she really thinks way too highly of herself. my favorite, believe it or not, is alex. she makes valid points, has a clear, unbiased, knowledgable viewpoint, and seems like an all around smart woman. i love how, under fire, she always gets across her point in an educated way. go alex! you won my vote this season. the rest of you, i hope they find replacements. move on new york, im ready for the beverly hills ladies. we need some real "class" to watch
I agree that this season has been so bad that I feel embarrassed myself to watch. Jill makes my skin crawl and now the new hairdo but underneath it's still just envy about her old friend Bethanny. Bethanny's show I will watch but this is just old. What's her name the drunk was selling wine in a local store recently..making a tour through florida towns. I agree that there have to be more interesting women in NY..real women.these are all phonies
Jill is such an old, phony bag along with her tag-a-long bff, another joker, phony LuAnn. Do these two clowns really represent women with any sort of IQ? LuAnn can't sing; she introduces herself to Natalie Cole as "LuAnn" but to the limo driver stikes up her phony aire as Mrs. DeLesslop. Haha. Please, her boyfriend is using her to promote wine, Bobby is being used by a loud mouth old hag and Kelly is CRAZY. Alex is brilliant and Ramona is insecure. Put some normal, real women on BRAVO. Wake up and get rid of, especially the old bags, LuAnn and Jill.