The Real Housewives of New York City Reunion Recap: Beasts! All of Them!

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The Real Housewives sat down to dish about the season and poor Andy was exhausted before it was over. Get ready to relive it with our +/- review!

The name calling didn't stop as the ladies rehashed our favorite fights. It seemed to be blondes versus brunettes ... and Alex against everyone.

In fact, Alex seemed to try and insert herself into everyone else's drama, even when it had nothing to do with her. I know all of these woman are in it for the attention but Minus 7 to Alex for being so obvious about it.

Bedlam

Sonja blamed someone else for the Marriage Equality debacle. Of course Bravo didn't air the person's name but some anonymous person wouldn't let Simon speak, not Sonja. And Alex was looking to make nice and brush it all under the rug. 

Plus 5 to Kelly for calling them on their bullshit and revisionist history. Speaking of Kelly, Cosmopolitan just rated her one of their nicest celebrities and she seemed to believe her own press. Minus 3 because that's always dangerous.

Viewer question: Why did Kelly call Alex weird? Well, all of these women are weird and Alex does always turn red when she speaks. Yeah. It's a little weird. Plus 2.

We had a look back at Kelly dissing Sonja's house, cleanliness, and finances. Are those the type of comments that get you on Cosmo's nice list? Minus 5.

We'll move onto Sonja who has had a tough year. She not only lost her lawsuit, she lost her panties, time and time again. The joke, as well as the view got old fast. Minus 8

Of course the lack of underwear didn't seem to bother Sonja. She's more upset about her conversation with Jill concerning her bankruptcy. Well, that's the risk you take when you sign up for reality TV. You never know what you might end up showing the world.

The Jill and Ramona saga continued. Seemed Jill wasn't saying that Mario was cheating on Ramona but she was actively promoting the rumor. Are we in high school? Minus 10.

So Much Drama at the Reunion

But Plus 7 for saying that Ramona was most likely menopausal, not pregnant. At fifty-something it's just common sense, no matter how much Ramona wants to justify otherwise.

Then Jill accuses Ramona of ambushing her friendship with Bethenny and claims that Bethenny scared her. Oh please. Minus 7. Bethenny has moved on. Everyone else needs to as well.

Ramona insults Jill's husband Bobby and calls Jill a loser. Minus 6.

In return Jill calls Ramona a low life. The name calling could have gone on all night without Andy's intervention.

The funniest part was that Alex kept trying to interject herself into their fight. Jill called her and f-ing bitch and an idiot. Plus 10 for not holding back.

Viewers called Kelly the voice of reason this season and I will admit, it seemed like someone adjusted her medication. When Alex tried to interject, Kelly just kept talking. No, Alex she wasn't railroading you. She was ignoring you. Minus 5 for not taking the hint.

Housewives Reunion Shot

Cindy's turn. In my opinion, Cindy was the least interesting Housewife this season ... and the most surly. That didn't change at the reunion. 

Minus 15 for making us sit through yet another discussion about Cindy's conference call at Sonja's brunch. Cindy can defend herself all she wants to. It was simply rude.

It didn't seem like anyone liked Cindy. Sonja dissed her party. Ramona beat up on her brother and Alex told her she needed to get laid. But to be perfectly honest if Cindy disappeared for next season it would be no great loss. Plus 10 if Bravo takes the hint.

Finally we get down to Luann and Ramona and that's when things got nasty. Boy, did Ramona's claws come out.

Ramona obviously felt threatened by the Countess, although I'm not sure why. But the dirt started to fly.

Ramona called out Luann's open marriage and claimed her daughter Victoria had transferred to four different schools in just a few years. An obvious hit to Luann's parenting abilities.

Minus 10 because I expected better from Ramona. Dragging the kids into this was just plain wrong. You can throw one another and your husbands under the bus all you'd like but leave the kid's issues out of it.

Jill's so pissed she needed a break and apparently so did we because this reunion show will continue next week.

EPISODE TOTAL: -42. SEASON TOTAL: -25.

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All of the are crazy! I feel so sorry for their children. I have always watched but it is just too much anymore. They act like a bunch of junior high school girls. Jill is just a bitch and a bully and Luann is right behind her. Kelly has really changed from a weirdo into a bitch. Cindy i honestly think i would like if the others weren't around. And then there are the blondes. Geez i could go on and on. I will not be watching anymore. I would rather watch Mob Wives!!

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I understand editing but these people say what they say. Both groups are upsetting this season but the Brunettes take the cake with clicking and attacking verbally.

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THINK SELA IS THE ONLY ONE WHO THINKS RAMONA BEAUTIFUL SHE LOOKS CRAZY WITH THOSE EYES.GET RID OF HER IT'S PAINFUL TO WATCH HER PULL OUT HER CLAWS. WHAT KIND OF A MOTHER IS CINDY THAT SHE NEEDS HELP IN A RESTAURANT WITH HER DAUGHTER PATHETIC. I LIKE JILL WHAT YOU SEE IS WHAT YOU GET AND SHE HAS BOBBY A LOVING HUSBAND. I DO LIKE LUANN SHE KEEPS HER COOL. CAN'T STAND ALEX ALWAYS STICKING HER HERSELF IN PLACES SHE SHOULDN'T. SONJA ONE WORD FOR HER SLUT.

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Actually it was Ramona who truly insulted Alex by calling her kids animals and accused them of humping her leg. She also called Simon and Alex parasites. Ramona was totally drunk in the scene at Cindy's party. Its on film. I have to blame Jill for telling us all that Ramona abuses alcohol. She's been drunk in front of our eyes many a time. Sonja kept talking about the Churchills, the Saudi Royal family, whoa, talk about name dropping. And of course, her "good geneology". She's the biggest snob of all, LuAnn is down to earth compared to this woman, who made her money how? As a restaurant hostess? Alex isn't worth the energy. So self important that she thinks she's the reason Gay Marriage was passed in NYC. I know alot of people who don't appreciate that delusion. Phony, untalented, annoying to watch. Except for the modeling scenes, which are unintentionally and frankenstein-ishly(!)funny.

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If teens watch this show they are learning terrible manners! These women are all over 40, if not 50
and act like spoiled school girls. Alex tries to be sooo dramatic but just looks silly. I agree with
NPH comment on her being "Frankensteinish". Ramona is just intolerable and painful to watch.
She is 54 and tries to act like she's 20! Narcissistic, arrogant, rude and drinks too much. I
can stand the others, though I don't think Cindy adds a thing.
Bravo, change this cast or drop the show - please!

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I did get a big laugh at some of these comments. Let;s get the 3 blonde drunks in rehab and get the other gals a real life!
The very thought of a 50 plus pregnant alcoholic showing us her Kaslopis was way more information then I needed on the last show. There is nothing classy about peeing in public? No kind of example is that for any child let alone your 16 year old. Ramona’s daughter has been trying to get her mother to act like an adult for years.
Who will Alex try to clone next? Tell your husband to get a job, he could go and sell tasteless clothes to gay men. Alex whatever you do, do not go to Ramón’s plastic surgeon you do not want to sleep with your eyes open forever. Alex quit trying to be someone else, be you.
No one is in their 20’s or 30’s quit acting like jealous fourth graders.
Jill, Kelly, LuAnn, Cindy keep being yourself. To Thine Own Self Be True.

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All I'm gonna say is.... Atlanta is WAY more interesting!

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NY housewives are getting so old (pardon the pun). they aren't even interesting anymore and if Ramona the crazy drunk doesn't stop talking about her menstral cycle and tht's why she has no wrinkles I will shoot my TV. I am 75, know what, I have no wrinkles and no botox either. It's just genes baby, just genes. The woman are too much, Sonja ia a slut wanna be..Alex is red and weird and ALWAYS excuses her like weird Simon's very, very bad behavior. Why is he always around, the other husbands arent. You need to dump the whole crew and start over. Yay to Bethanny, she really showed them all. She got out, got a normal husband, life, and lots and lots of $$$. Good for her... Get rid of the bitches......Start over...

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Ramona is the best of the pack.Honest,generous and beautiful.

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ramona ,Sonia and Alex are my favorites.
Louanne is fake
Jill is phony
Kelly is crazy and stupid
Cindy is a lousy mother...remember in the resaturant?
She called for help to take care her daughter.Where's the babies father?Her brother is awful.He has no good manners....he left when the babie's father came to play with them.Cindy is a weirdo from Long island flea market.

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