Her face is puffier than a pilsbury biscuit.

Shia is just a little punk looking for pats on the back for his adolescent conquests. The thing is...hes supposed to be an adult. Shame he cant act as if he were.

@Ronnie: they do favor, but that's probably due more to a surgeon's scapel than genes. This girl was quite lovely when she first hit the scene, but too many nips and tucks (and Botox) have morphed her into a caricature of her former self. Nothing like having kids to reveal the "ugly" truth! :-)

A gentleman NEVER kisses and tells. I hope the rest of the ladies are listening to what Shia has to say ...

They look odd, if you look at them properly They look related!