Kim Kardashian's wedding might be huge - okay, Kim Kardashian's wedding WILL be huge - but the event won't cost anywhere close to $10 million.
That's because this marketing-based family will be arranging multiple sponsorships for the ceremony. To wit: reports confirm Kim has struck a deal with Platinum Motorsports in Los Angeles to have Rolls Royce Phantoms and Maybachs available for all important guests.
Why, people? Why give Kim Kardashian this satisfaction?!?
The expensive vehicles will transport Kim's family and the family of Kris Humphries AND be color coordinated to match the rest of the wedding.
Meanwhile, Kardashian was spotted this week shopping for Vera Wang wedding gowns. Might she have found a designer?!?!?!? Sadly, an anxious world really does await the answer.