Kenny Powers Takes Over K-Swiss, Turns $h!t On Its F*%king Head

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You may not have read about it in the papers, but Kenny Powers - superstar athlete, product endorser and man's man - just took over K-Swiss shoes.

Kenny (the lead character played by Danny McBride on Eastbound & Down) isn't here to play games, either. He's here to hump the sports world into submission.

With NFL stars Matt Cassel and Patrick Willis, boxer Jon "Bones" Jones and none other than Jillian Michaels on board his team, how can he go wrong?

Mark Cuban and Michael Bay can step off.

I'm the CEO, You Shut Up. The title of his book says it all. Prepare for classic Kenny Powers quotes and business knowledge to be dropped on your dome ...

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