Forget Kris Jenner. Kourtney Kardashian defied God on multiple occasions this week.
It was a truly sacrilegious episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, reviewed below in our patented +/- format. Let's find out now what sort of score the installment earned, shall we?
Lamar and Rob both say they'd do porn. NEGATIVE 5 to Khloe for referring to that as "bizarre." Isn't Kim's decision to do so the only reason this family has a reality show?
Kris says Scott and Kourtney should get married before having another kid because it's "more natural" that way. PLUS 3 for not Kris cracking up at the irony. How natural is it for one to say this about one's daughter to an E! camera?
Scott is talking to his therapist. On television. With his shirt unbuttoned half way. Exposing a wholly shaven chest. NEGATIVE 147.Kris is now an ordained minister and will be marrying some guy named Pastor Brad and his fiance. PLUS 7 to the show for providing gay marriage advocates with the clearest argument yet against the "sanctity" of "traditional" marriage.
Says Kris: "You're going against everything I believe in." Everything, of course, being a wedding from which she can earn millions. NEGATIVE 8.
PLUS 4 for telling us it's the JENNER HOUSE every time they show that home in Calabasas. Appreciate the heads-up. I'd have no idea what giant mansion was being depicted on Keeping Up with the Kardashians otherwise.
Kris says she's gonna go upstairs and "study her script." PLUS 12 for the most honest statement in show history. Shocked they didn't edit that out.
Kris doesn't want Pastor Brad to look back on his wedding day as a "big joke." She says this while wearing a tuxedo and officiating a televised ceremony because a website said she could. NEGATIVE 9.
Kourtney asks, "what is my mom's problem? She's talking about all of these family issues in front of everyone at the wedding." She says this to a camera of a series watched by millions. NEGATIVE 14.
On three occasions, Kris says God wants Kourtney to get married. Michele Bachmann gives Kris NEGATIVE 12 for daring to claim that God talks to anyone but her.
EPISODE TOTAL: -167. SEASON TOTAL: -205