Michael Lohan scored a major court victory by default. He will no longer be prosecuted for allegedly roughing up his ex-girlfriend Kate Major.
Why? Because she's kind of hard to reach these days.
The L.A. County District Attorney's Office charged the father of Lindsay Lohan with one count of misdemeanor corporal injury to a cohabitant.
Kate and Mike in happier times. Rare times they were.
That went down after the two allegedly got into a heated argument at the apartment they used to share and he allegedly tossed Kate around.
A similar incident also occurred a few months prior, only to see Kate (a former assistant to Lindsay) recant the allegations against Michael.
However, the D.A. announced that it can no longer proceed with the case because it cannot reach Kate, the only victim and the only witness.