On Thursday, August 4, Italy will get smushed ... and relations between the European nation and the United States may be damaged beyond repair.
During the Jersey Shore cast's recent tenure in Florence, there's no telling how many ridiculous and offensive situations they found themselves in.
If nothing else, MTV has infinite material for promos ...
Follow the jump for a second promo, in which Pauly D has an inkling that Snooki and Deena Cortese behind the wheel abroad cannot end well.
"Snooki's driving stick? Good luck with that," Pauly cracks.
Sure enough, Snookems gets confused by road signs and nearly drives through a stop sign, then moments later, plows into an Italian cop car.
Her license was suspended shortly thereafter. Fortunately.